Anyone ever try gas station viagras?

Minotauro Rex said:
My dad takes gas station dick pills and he says they work

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Can you tell the difference when he takes 2? Be honest.
 
Name says it all...
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Friggin pill looks like a .45 cal Snap Cap!
 
Fox by the Sea said:
thought this was a Clippy thread.
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I never heard of gas station viagaras

What in the fuck

"Hello I would like some gas, a carton of milk and erection enhancement drugs thanks"

??
 
Clippy said:
I never heard of gas station viagaras

What in the fuck

"Hello I would like some gas, a carton of milk and erection enhancement drugs thanks"

??
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They do keep an locked up so it makes for great conversation when the clerk has to retrieve them for you
 
usfbrah said:
They do keep an locked up so it makes for great conversation when the clerk has to retrieve them for you
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If I had to confess to a gas station clerk that my dick doesn't work and purchase dick pills at the Seven Eleven I think I would also have to buy some rope
 
bunch of rookies in here...you should have tagged @Lubaolong ...
 
SMillard said:
I had a worker for a subcontractor tried one of those, guy had to sit out the rest of the day because his heart was racing a mile a minute, was afraid to go to the hospital to get checked out (I'm pretty sure he was afraid he was going to get piss tested if he went, which he would have). Why he decided to take them around lunch is beyond me, but the guy was pretty much a moron anyway. Caught him huffing the waterless car wash stuff people sell outside the gas stations.
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Not surprised. I actually have some random guy (or company, who knows) sending samples of these to my business every year or so. Like 10 every time. Rhino 5000 or something. The ingredients are just a long list of various caffeine substances. Looks like some unhealthy shit.

I mean... Not to imply that I'd distrust a product called Rhino 5000.
 
I've always wanted to just to see what it's like but I'm afraid of having an erection last longer than 4 hours. I don't wanna have to get the blood drained out of it.
 
CerebralKnievel said:
Not surprised. I actually have some random guy (or company, who knows) sending samples of these to my business every year or so. Like 10 every time. Rhino 5000 or something. The ingredients are just a long list of various caffeine substances. Looks like some unhealthy shit.

I mean... Not to imply that I'd distrust a product called Rhino 5000.
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well nothing says "quality health supplements" like a product sold next to rubbers, car air fresheners and candy bars that are close to end of their "sell by" date.
 
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