Are you friendly, or rather competitive with your Eskimo brothers ?

How do you define your relationship with your Eskimo brothers ?

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Krixes said:
I've never taken sex that seriously or gotten possessive about it. Growing up I had several experiences where my friends and I would pass around the same girls. My first sexual experience was a threesome with my best-friend and his girlfriend.
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Never did any 3somes but in high school every girl in the group was with other guys in the group at some point lol. We weren't looking for soul mates we were just hanging out which in high school leads to banging. A couple dudes did get pissed about a few girls tho
 
What a bunch of nerds MMA fans are. Rogan say "he slept him" and suddenly that's how everyone refers to KOs, Conor says "fair play to him" and now that phrase gets tossed around here, Schaub says "eskimo brothers" and now everyone is talking about eskimo brothers.

To answer the question, I've only seen one guy my ex was dating after me, and he tried to size me up and just put his head down and walked by when he got about 5 steps away. Dude was like 5'9 and built like Mr. Burns from the simpsons and knew I'm 7 inches taller than him and in better shape, so I have no idea how the hell he thought that was going to go.
 
I'm eskimo brothers with Kevin Hart
I havent met him yet but I imagine when we do that we'll be the best of friends and many wild fun filled adventures
 
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nostradumbass said:
What a bunch of nerds MMA fans are. Rogan say "he slept him" and suddenly that's how everyone refers to KOs, Conor says "fair play to him" and now that phrase gets tossed around here, Schaub says "eskimo brothers" and now everyone is talking about eskimo brothers.

To answer the question, I've only seen one guy my ex was dating after me, and he tried to size me up and just put his head down and walked by when he got about 5 steps away. Dude was like 5'9 and built like Mr. Burns from the simpsons and knew I'm 7 inches taller than him and in better shape, so I have no idea how the hell he thought that was going to go.
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Calls people nerds for talking about eskimo brothers
Talks about eskimo brothers
Nerd confirmed
 
osudude said:
I always make sure I'm the first. If another dude has been with a girl before me, I don't bother with that girl. His dick has already been there, that's like touching dicks and that's gay.

The guys that go after me, well whatever, that's their problem.
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so you only bang virgins? BORING!!
 
Eskimo's? Didn't they all die out after whitey spread disease and killed off their way of life?
 
Pliny Pete said:
Calls people nerds for talking about eskimo brothers
Talks about eskimo brothers
Nerd confirmed
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I'm calling people nerds for taking every new phrase some MMA fighter or commentator says and then using it non-stop. Find 1 time anybody on here said "eskimo brothers" or "fair play to him" or "he slept him" before Rogan and Conor and Schaub said it. The only phrase that an MMA person has said that should be used daily in conversation is "sandblasting prostitutes".
 
I don't think I've known an eskimo bro before. I did bang a hooker once that my Dad had banged. I guess I'm naturally gonna be competitive with Dad though
 
nostradumbass said:
Find 1 time anybody on here said "eskimo brothers"
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We've talked about eskimo brothers multiple times in the Mayberry over the years
Maybe you never noticed it before because an MMA fighter never planted the term in your brain before which basically means youre ranting about yourself
Awkward

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/a-fellow-bro-has-a-dilemma-help-him-out-sherbros.2583401/

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/so-my-ex-just-f-d-my-friend.3500573/page-4

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/experience-with-open-relationships.2783137/page-11

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/weird-coincidences.2845681/page-2
 
Pliny Pete said:
We've talked about eskimo brothers multiple times in the Mayberry over the years
Maybe you never noticed it before because an MMA fighter never planted the term in your brain before which basically means youre ranting about yourself
Awkward

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/a-fellow-bro-has-a-dilemma-help-him-out-sherbros.2583401/

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/so-my-ex-just-f-d-my-friend.3500573/page-4

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/experience-with-open-relationships.2783137/page-11

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/weird-coincidences.2845681/page-2
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Pliny Pete said:
We've talked about eskimo brothers multiple times in the Mayberry over the years
Maybe you never noticed it before because an MMA fighter never planted the term in your brain before which basically means youre ranting about yourself
Awkward

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/a-fellow-bro-has-a-dilemma-help-him-out-sherbros.2583401/

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/so-my-ex-just-f-d-my-friend.3500573/page-4

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/experience-with-open-relationships.2783137/page-11

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/weird-coincidences.2845681/page-2
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Like 3 people on here even knew what the term meant until a week ago. Surely me not having heard the term is not as awkward as having threads about other guys who've banged your gf.
 
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I was a better man last week, before I knew what that meant. Totally something a douchebag like Schaub would use.

 
One of my best friends and I are triple Eskimo Bros from college. I got first dibs twice
 
nostradumbass said:
Like 3 people on here even knew what the term meant until a week ago. Surely me not having heard the term is not as awkward as having threads about other guys who've banged your gf.
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Nah you’re just salty. Eskimo bros has been around for over 10 years
 
As long as you're doing research, find out if Eskimos actually kiss like this
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