First half:
I played "right full back". The name made me laugh because I was a full back in HS (football, not futball) and I actually got to hit people.
My wife splained the rules to me on the way to the field and I just kinda winged it from there. I told "the sweeper" guy to let me know I'm doing it wrong. The very first time I touched the ball, I headed the fucker. It's a satisfying feeling to head butt a ball and watch it fly in the other direction. I've head butted a guy once and he just stood there and held his face. Headbutting balls makes you feel manly.
The ball came my way a few more times and I cleared it without any problems.
Score going into half time 2-0 us.
Second half:
Played the same position. same basic deal. Cleared the ball and covered anyone on my side like a fucking blanket.
The other team had a skinnier-than-me, little mouthy fucker on their team. He wasn't really talking shit to our team as much as he was to the refs. He caught the sweeper out of position and had a straight shot to the goal, but I caught him and he got tangled up in my feets and we both went down. This resulted in a penalty kick, but in this league, the girls have to make all the penatly kicks. Whatever. We were still ahead and at least the d-bag shit talker didn't score.
Had a breakaway up my side and a member of my team was yelling, "take the ball!" So I took it. I slid in and barely touched the guy, but I got a yellow card for "slide tackling". My rebuttle was, "But I didn't tackle him." Then the ref informed me that slide tackling, or attempting to, is a no-no in this league. My wife left that little tid bit out in the pre-game brief. I left the game. A few minutes later it was over. Final score 3-1 us.
Thoughts:
Soccer is pretty fun to play. As an adult, you don't really get many opportunities to run full speed. I like running full speed, therefore, this sport has potential. I don't really have any kind of desire (or skill) to be on the offensive side. I'd rather stay on D.
I'll have to get used to the contact restrictions. Earlier this same morning I was on a wrestling mat trying to choke people and break their limbs, then a few hours later, I'm carded for ATTEMPTING to touch a guy. Whatever. School starts again this week, so my sub grappling 3 times a week will go to one time a week for the rest of the month. After this month, I'll have to let it go completely. I can't afford to pay $125 a month for one session a week.
Cliff's notes: I suck at soccer but it's kinda fun.
EDIT:
I later found out that the skinny shit talker and the guy I "slide tackled" are both refs in our league. I am making teh friends and influencin peoples.