Besides cocaine, what are the tiny pockets on jeans for?

True story. My friend got arrested for a domestic incident when his gf tried to stab him. When he was in the cell, he realized he had a bag of coke in that pocket. He was scared shitless but they never found it.
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One or two severed fingers.
 
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They're for girls to get to use the line "What's that in your tiny pocket in your jeans- is it YOUR DICK ?"
 
i just asked a 20something co-worker what that pocket was for.
he told me "condom pocket". f'ing brilliant. no need to go fumbling thru your wallet looking for one when it's right in that little pocket.
 
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