Best mma quotes

[Benjamin Burton]

I'll go first my fav is when chael once said "i once saw conner try to feed a bus a dolly" lol what an idiot

 

[ryanrandy]

Ken Shamrock talking about Royce Gracie, "After we fought he never fought again, and when he did his monkey ass got choked out"..

If that's not the exact quote it's something close to that

 

[BoD 2.0]

“Birds fly, fish swim, and I do this.” - The Prodigy

 

[sirmorbach]

"i once saw conner try to feed a bus a dolly"

I wouldn't know about that, but hey, while we're at it... have you guys heard about the time when the Nogueira brothers first arrived in the US? One of them was trying to feed a bus a carrot, while the other was all like "whoooooa, big fella!".

That happened.

 

[ipracticeufc]

"Who da fuck are you"-keith jardine to jeremy Stephens

 

[ryanrandy]

Another shamrock beauty was "beat you into a living death"

 

[Dream Evil]

Shamrock, master of the unintentionally hilarious.

 

[NandoMoura]

 

[AleYeah]

 

[TheChance]

Anderson Silva you absolutely suck

 

[Typrune Goatley]

"Right leg, hospital. Left leg, cemetery."

- Mirko Cro Cop

 

[Gilday]

"Mike Johnson up there talking 'bout he gonna kill somebody. He's had 30 fights lost half of them, ain't killed a motherfucker yet" - Kevin Lee

 

[Reach4theSky]

If you're coming on..

 

[MrDoctor]

"Don't fear me..."

 

[oldschoolmmafan]

"Men, women, children, retarded people. If you hit me, we're gonna fight." - Krazy Horse

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

Is normal

 

[Fedor>Cain]

"I wanna fuck Chuck"

-Wand

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

"Hey Mr McGregor, if you want to come to lightweight division, this is my division, mang" - dos nachos

 

[fiftywattmafia]

Head movement, HEAD MOVEMENT!!!

-Edmond

 

[Y2Khaos]

"You throw the punch, it lands, where's the luck?"

Randy Couture