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He forgot to tell the movie!
When Harry Met Sally of the ApesSecond proposal:
Every film ends with the main character(s) discovering a collapsed Statue of Liberty, leaning ominously out of the sands on a beach. The twist: it has Mark Whalberg's face. They drop to their knees while screaming in agony and them begin to belt out Marky Mark's Good Vibrations lyrics as tears of profound sadness pour down their cheeks.
This works for family films, romantic comedies, and buddy-cop films.
Well, you've got John Carpenter's The Thing to beat.
Kurt & Keith David just sitting there... Damn.
Every movie should end like PREDATOR, where it's shots of the actors acknowledging or mugging for the camera.
... you asshole.
Arthouse fiddle faddley crap<45>
A single lily falls to the floor in slow motionSuffocating your lobotomised girlfriend whilst dressed in drag and then eating chilli.
Movies should end with a shot of the planet exploding.
Every movie should end like PREDATOR, where it's shots of the actors acknowledging or mugging for the camera.
I meant for folks to express their own ideas re ending a flick.
Like
The protagonist is monologuing at the end, sharing a moment with the love interest.
Suddenly a character we've never seen before comes into frame and hits them both with a giant animal balloon.
Hard cut to middle of credits, intercut with scenes from The Day the Clown Cried.
I love it. It's like the characters are saying "thanks for coming along".