Borrachinha fires back at Kelly Slater: "He better take care of his surfing"

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  1. Oooxente

    Oooxente I have a badge.my life is complete.

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    Kelly Slater ...she was pretty hot on that terrible Supergirl movie. 6FC16295-9AD5-479B-A2AC-BD91F2A395E2.jpeg cool that she likes MMA...
     
  2. JC Komo

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    He had like 4 years to fill out as a middleweight (his natural walking around weight).

    The fuck you talking about???
     
  3. ruberked

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    Probably wouldn't live through anything as small as chest high....
     
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    He looks exactly the same to me
     
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  5. Brit_Brawler

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    Please show me where rockhold gets any of his fame or exposure from surfing as im almost positive it all came from mma
     
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    Unless he's caught, leave the guy alone. Damn. Some guys are just genetic freaks. It's funny how no one accuses Woodley of doping even though dude is shredded.
     
  7. Erratic

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    Just swim in the middle where the big empty gap is, easy.

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    Most tested athlete on USADA next to Holm and Cyborg.
     
  9. kevinramsdell

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    Yea but that would be racist

     
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    Professional athletes of any sports know what PED use looks like
     
  11. lostdog000

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    cyborg is passing usada tests too, its not impossible
    they are on stuff for sure
     
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    ;) :)....something like that!
     
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    Lol. As has already been mentioned, you’d be saved by the ref if you fought Lesnar. If you surfed an actual big wave, like the waves Slater can surf, you’d die.
     
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  14. Erratic

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    That is not true, most people would be brutally unconcious suffering a bad concussion :D

    So you really believe, that if Slater messed up once, hes instantly dead? I am not buying it, but i need to learn something today, only just got up.
     
  15. lolsnar

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    Pro Surfers are ridiculously fit.
     
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    A pro surfer that looks like Costa would attract more pussy and sponsors.
     
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    Some people don’t understand the power of the ocean unless they’ve been in it during big wave conditions. Just trying to go under a wave is dangerous.

    Years ago I dove under a wave during some hurricane swell and it pulled my head directly into the sand bar busting my face open and giving me a concussion.

    Being held underwater and not knowing which way is up or down while your lungs are screaming for air is a terrifying feeling.

    Most people would be scared to drop in on a 6 foot wave and Teahupoo is next level heavy.
     
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    No disrespect but #WhoDaFook for both.

    Too soon for no-names to start this kind of feud. Get some decent wins and make a name for themselves first.
     
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    Must mean they are the worlds best athletes then if a guy that has no surfing experience can’t do it.
     
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    Yes because water automatically just kills you if you can’t surf. What if you are a really good swimmer and there are medics available
     

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