BREAKING: Monster drops Jon Jones' sponsorship....

Remember having 2 or 3 Monster drinks a day for a 2 or 3 week period.
Nearly killed me it got me that ill.

Great drinks though.
 
Viagra should sponsor him. The dick that never gets up.
 
This sounds like a problem only steroids can help Jones fix!
 
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Young Magneto is the shit
 
I might be in the minority but I just care about fights. He is juicin but steroids can't teach you how to fight

I say give em all drugs. As Nate says they're all doing it anyway

This has been discussed many and many times here. And I don't even live on this forum. Yes, they can't teach you fighting, but they can help you stay in that kind of shape during the fight to let you kick off your opponent's head, while he's already gassed. Not so hard to understand this in my opinion.
 
Remember having 2 or 3 Monster drinks a day for a 2 or 3 week period.
Nearly killed me it got me that ill.

Great drinks though.
so that is why you so chubby, Rafa? ;-)
 
He is juicin but steroids can't teach you how to fight
Steroids can give you confidence, strength, better recovering ability, faster reflexes, better cardio, the list goes on.

All these things influence immensely the way you fight.
 
You really don't want to bring his history to help tank monster sales. Not the representative they want, cant blame em
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Energy drinks get a bad rep through the media as some unhealthy toxic waste, when in reality they're just moderately caffeinated soft drinks with some added B-Vitamins.
1 monster has the same amount of caffeine as 1.5 cups of coffee, which isn't a lot.
Caffeine also has no known long term side effects in moderation (usually under 500 mg daily).

So if you're having them in moderation they're completelt safe. That's the context.
Monster has way too many ingredients that I can't pronounce. That's how I determine how healthy something is.
 
Jon is going to be broke in 3 years, calling it now.

I usually feel sorry for people over things like this but he 100% deserves it for fucking people over like he has.
 
In the midst of everything going on. Jones can face several fines, have his fight purse confiscated, and possibly face a 4 year ban which might pretty much be the end of his career, and now he's losing his monster sponsorship.

Dear lord, the madness. What will Jones do now

what fines? and how can he have his purse confiscated?
 
Although they won't , the UFC should release Jon.

Let him go fight overseas for a couple of years until his suspension is up.

Can crushing is a great way to build a career; it worked for Fedor and Wanderlei.

It keeps Jones from fading into obscurity and allows the UFC to bring him back down the road.
Why do him any favours? Dana hasn't even talked to him since the first time he popped. He's not going to now.
 
Why do him any favours? Dana hasn't even talked to him since the first time he popped. He's not going to now.

It's actually doing the UFC a favor. Having him sit in obscurity for the next 4 years makes having him return with any sort of buzz very difficult. GSP has stayed in the public media with appearances and movies but Jones outside of fighting (and doing stupid shit) doesn't really seem interested in branding himself.
 
It's actually doing the UFC a favor. Having him sit in obscurity for the next 4 years makes having him return with any sort of buzz very difficult. GSP has stayed in the public media with appearances and movies but Jones outside of fighting (and doing stupid shit) doesn't really seem interested in branding himself.
They will have moved on by then any ways. Jones isn't the biggest PPV star. They only time his cards have don big numbers is when he fought DC, or someone else with a name.

I know 214 was big at about 860K in PPV buys, but that was a pretty solid card.

Jones fight prior with
OSP was 366K in PPV buys.
Gover 350K buy rate.
Gus 310K buy rate
Chael 530K buy rate.
Vitor 450K buy rate.
Rashad 700K buy rate
 
I was an energy drink addict years back but have been a coffee and soda addict since.

But in all seriousness I thought Xyience was fantastic back then. No sugar and delicious flavors bro, some of the best energy drinks out there. Amp and Xyience brought da low sugar flava.

lol that's great, and hilarious

Chuck would be proud.
 
Monster should sponser Conor McGregor.
 
Monster doesn’t f# k with Jones no more.
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that bitches legs are from the fucking gates of hell man.

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