Brendan Schaub's new product?

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Hey guys,

My mom and Brendan Schaub do yoga together and I guess you can say they are friends. She brought home this box with some cool snacks and told me that they are his products.

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Did anyone here get some of these? There are some really good peanuts in there that I just ate up asap with this weird soft cookie but it was good.

-Kenny
 
I don't know what to make of this ...
 
Is this what they call guerilla marketing?

Your mom and Brendan do yoga and you liked the nuts and ate them all as soon as possible?

Really?

Do you recommend that we all buy the box? Should I order some?

If I enter your moms name on the website do I get a discount?
 
Anybody heard of this supposed “movie role” that Brendan was bragging about getting?

I feel he sometimes brags about things that never come to fruition, wasn’t there supposed to be a fighter and the kid in 3D? And other projects that he mentions on the podcasts.
 
Schaub gets free Onnit shit from Rogan. Motherfuckers are swimming in Alpha Brain and MCT oil.
 
Is this what they call guerilla marketing?

Your mom and Brendan do yoga and you liked the nuts and ate them all as soon as possible?

Really?

Do you recommend that we all buy the box? Should I order some?

If I enter your moms name on the website do I get a discount?
I laughed when I read “if I enter your moms”
 
Brendan is fucking your mom and possibly your dad.

Fire up the cabbage soup.
 
Still waiting for pics of your mama Kenny
 
Can't wait to try some schaaub nuts, hopefully there's some alpha brain in that box too.
 
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