Brush teeth before or after morning coffee?

[Malvo]

Before, if I'm going to work or plan on having a productive day because I will shit, shower and shave first.

 

[JSN]

coffee breath is offensive IMO

 

[Dark One]

As long as you brush twice a day and floss everyday, you don't have to worry about bad breath

 

[TidWell]

and or breakfast? DO you brush before or after coffee/breakfast? And why?

lol at brushing teeth before coffee

you are supposed to brush teeth after you eat or drink coffee or tea, you don't want stains on your teeth man

 

[ArtemV]

After breakfast (don't drink coffee). I always like to go out with fresh breath.

 

[Clippy]

I get two birds stoned at once and just put the toothpaste in my coffee

Also helps keep me trim

 

[Plutoburn]

I always brush just before I go to bed, so in the morning, I just rinse my mouth, then have my breakfast and brush my teeth. They stay fresh much longer this way.

 

[evansusmc2]

I brush my teeth every night before I go to bed.

I do have a coffee every morning though. Am I doing it wrong?

 

[bosox32]

Brush is the last thing i do before leaving.

 

[facePuncher7]

I don't brush my teeth in the morning

 

[ThunderL1ps]

Both.

Plus I'll drink a glass of water before coffee.

 

[ralphc1]

Waiting for Brits to ask what brushing teeth means.

Just kidding, I know a Brit invented the toothbrush because

Spoiler

Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush.

 

[FacePunch]

Before coffee, then usually a stick of sugarless gum after

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

I'm one of those guys that brushes my teeth at work

 

[mjmj]

Brushing is the last thing I do before bed and first thing I do when I wake up.

 

[Gandzooka]

Doing it first thing in the morning defeats the purpose of brushing your teeth in the first place. The point is to brush after you eat.

Isn't the actual point of brushing to remove bacteria in your teeth which consume remnants of food / drink?

Also, doesn't brushing after eating / drinking something acidic actually hurt your teeth since the top layer is softened?

 

[RemyR]

After.

Ya halitosis having motherfuckers.