Cheesier 90s monster film: lake placid or anaconda?

[lostdog000]

anacionda wins the cheesefest by jon voights terrible accent and face, as well as j-los pear shaped highly overrated body

 

[Tuf_guy]

How about the better porn parody:
Lake Flacid or Anaconda?

 

[LMP]

Lake Placid is the loser of the two movies, and it's not even close.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

anacionda wins the cheesefest by ...as well as j-los pear shaped highly overrated body

JLo has one of the best bodies of all time. I challenge you to find a 49 year old with a better body...it wont be easy.

 

[all caps]

Never heard of these movies.

 

[Seano]

Lake Placid was intended to be cheesy. I think its the better film.

 

[Seano]

Never heard of these movies.

 

[TribalDrumz]

Oliver Platt for fucking win, him and that fat sheriff had epic chemistry.

 

[D Train]

Well Anaconda isn’t on Netflix or Amazon :/

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Exhibit A - Kate Beckinsale. This is a candid photo, her 'modelling' shots are outrageous

Exhibit B
Keri Russell, 43 year old mother of two

Nice try but you failed.
Remember - I didn't say JLo had the best body ever. I said it was not overrated - in other words - her body deserved the praise it has received. I asked you to find a 49 year old with a better body and you failed to do so. Instead you posted pics of chicks less than 44 years old who wish they had JLo's body.

JLo at 48 - 49 after 2 kids.

 

[europe1]

Didn't Jon Voight like wink at a character after being spewed out by an Anaconda all covered in slime?

That should settle it.

 

[the ambush]

Both were pretty forgettable. If you did put me on the spot to choose which movie I would rewatch right now I would pick Lake Placid.

 

[revoltub]

JLo has one of the best bodies of all time. I challenge you to find a 49 year old with a better body...it wont be easy.

Brinkley

 

[revoltub]

Never heard of these movies.

Well welcome to earth bro.

Kidding.

Maybe they werent popular outside of the US.

 

[revoltub]

Didn't Jon Voight like wink at a character after being spewed out by an Anaconda all covered in slime?

That should settle it.

Owen Wilson died like a champ too.

And I think only ICE Cube survives

 

[Spoken]

Lake Placid is more camp on purpose. Better film, I think

 

[Spoken]

Owen Wilson died like a champ too.

And I think only ICE Cube survives

Ice cube and Jenny from the block

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Brinkley

I love brinkley and she is an all time great but she woukd cut her nipples off to have JLos body.

 

[Steve-French]

Yeah I know lake placid is supposed to be a spoof

I'm pretty sure Lake Placid was meant to be a legit film. A spoof would be like Hot Shots or Space Balls.

 

[revoltub]

I love brinkley and she is an all time great but she woukd cut her nipples off to have JLos body.

Idk man I like Brinkleys.

J-lo is okay to me. Depends what you like. Both are vampires for sure.