Clippy Hacks

[Medulla Omoplata]

If you put a small microwave in a bigger microwave and turned them both on would your food cook twice as fast or would they cancel each other out?

 

[Clippy]

Don't do this!! Last night, I took a used TV dinner tray and put it in the microwave and the damn thing blew up and caught part of my house on fire!!!! It would have been a hell of a lot cheaper to buy a new plate instead of following Clippy's advice

 

[Clippy]

If you put a small microwave in a bigger microwave and turned them both on would your food cook twice as fast or would they cancel each other out?

Don't be stupid, how would you plug in the microwave that's inside the other one?

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

Dude. You didn't say that it had to be a plastic tray and not an aluminum one. Last time I'm following your advice

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Don't be stupid, how would you plug in the microwave that's inside the other one?

With more microwaves

 

[Clippy]

Dude. You didn't say that it had to be a plastic tray and not an aluminum one. Last time I'm following your advice

Boxed TV dinners only come with plastic ones, what are you talking about ???

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

If @Clippy's wife was a microwave they'd have to start calling them macrowaves.

 

[ralphc1]

Don't do this!! Last night, I took a used TV dinner tray and put it in the microwave and the damn thing blew up and caught part of my house on fire!!!! It would have been a hell of a lot cheaper to buy a new plate instead of following Clippy's advice

You don't put aluminum trays in a microwave!

 

[Clippy]

You don't put aluminum trays in a microwave!

I think the poor bastard mistook me and shoved a folding retro TV tray into a microwave

I have 4 of these and they're pretty sweet. They all are a nature picture with a variant for each season

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

They're not all plastic

http://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/rating-the-best-houston-queso-10227859

 

[Clippy]

They're not all plastic

http://www.houstonpress.com/restaurants/rating-the-best-houston-queso-10227859

Do you know what a TV dinner is?

@WAR RANDLEMAN! @Bang Bang educate this fool

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Do you know what a TV dinner is?

@WAR RANDLEMAN! @Bang Bang educate this fool

They're not all aluminum.

http://www.seattlemag.com/article/best-mexican-restaurants-seattle

 

[Clippy]

They're not all aluminum.

http://www.seattlemag.com/article/best-mexican-restaurants-seattle

LMAO!!!

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Also, McGuyver can make a bomb out of it.

 

[Bang Bang]

Do you know what a TV dinner is?

@WAR RANDLEMAN! @Bang Bang educate this fool

 

[James T. Kirk]

Hey guys, this is the first installment of Clippy Hacks, where I lay down a life hack I discovered throughout the years.

Ok enough chat let's do this:

Hack #1

Can't finish your two liter pop in one sitting? Don't throw it in the trash!; squeeze the bottle until the pop rises to the cap and close it up and it won't go flat. That should take some pressure off your budget.

Let's do this!

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Who would want to finish a two-litre pop in one sitting?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

It's 2018 eh.

Fixed

 

[Dinotective]

If @Clippy's wife was a microwave they'd have to start calling them macrowaves.

 

[James T. Kirk]

So who's the real Clippy? Clippy or theRealClippy?

 

[JOE QUEEF]