Clippy Newsletter: MRI results back

Clippy said:
Feel better friend!

I used to take Ju Jutsu years ago and it sucks to be hurt when you want to practice. My ankles roll out sometimes and I fucking fell down while skipping rope and had a limp rest of the class.

Just recently I visited my Sister in Law, got out of the car and slipped on the sole tiny patch of ice in the driveway, went down and crawled around for a bit bending my knee in the opposite direction. I didn't even shut the car door yet, down on the ground on step one with back issues.

Good times.
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Fucking sucks being injured. Luckily I have a job where I can sit down all day and not do shit if I need to.
 
22k said:
@Clippy

really fresh, & new treatment option available for you here, not sure how safe it is though


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method115 said:
Fucking sucks being injured. Luckily I have a job where I can sit down all day and not do shit if I need to.
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Same lol
 
stay strong bro

just think, you are the only one to wage a holy war against john wanger
 
You need a Teeter inversion table. They are approved by Health Canada as a class 1 medical device. They might even pay for it.

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My back is shot but it didn't start bothering me until my late 50s. I have a broken or defective vertebrae where it connects to my pelvis and allows the spine to slip out of alignment and put pressure on the spinal cord. They had me try physical therapy but it was causing me to lose feeling and control of my legs and lots of muscle cramps. Inversion helps take pressure off the spine.
 
method115 said:
Fucking sucks being injured. Luckily I have a job where I can sit down all day and not do shit if I need to.
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With back problems, sitting can be worse than walking around.
 
Liar. Pretty sure you would make an explosion by putting a paper clip in an MRI machine. Like a microwave. Everyone knows that.
 
Clippy said:
Just posting this as many of you know about my ongoing back problems. I went for an MRI and it took them a bit to pull my metal body off the machine.

Anyway, went to the doctor and he came in and asked how I was doing ... I told him "you tell me". And then he asked if I was in pain ... at the moment I wasn't and he said something like "you should be"

What the fuck is wrong with me.

I tried to donate blood yesterday with the wife and we were both rejected, her low iron and me because they didn't want to take blood without me having my MRI results. The Blood guy said I could have cancer pushing against my nerves and they don't want cancer blood. I never even thought of that as an option! Thanks blood guy for making me paranoid!!! Fucking blood people I swear.

Anyway, my L4 and L5 discs are fucked and I've been referred to a spinal surgeon. One of them is bulging out particularly hard causing the nerve pain and the two instances I was stuck on the floor.

You're not going to believe me but my spine DR will be DOCTOR MANSON!! Look it up, Dr. Manson from Saint John

Wish me luck people.

I just went to my nephews school concert and sat on a fucking horrible school chair which messed my back up. I had to leave after his second grade concert was up. If he was in grade 5 I would have been fucked.

I made some jokes cause I noticed a lot of the pipes were duct taped together and I was like "does Red Green run this school?" And a person next to me was like "THIS SCHOOL HAS NO MONEY!! THAT DUCT TAPE CAME FROM MY HOUSE!!"

So ummm.... that's my life this week Merry Christmas!!

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Real response: I'm genuinely sorry to hear about your ongoing back problems. A messed up back impedes your life in many ways.

Sherdog response: TL/DR STFU noob

Merry Christmas.
 
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