CONOR IN COURT NOW.

Conor’s arguement:

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Took me about 5 minutes... The longest part was finding the mask.

I do it when I'm either on the train, toilet, or ignoring the missus.

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better than my 5 minute attempt from last night haha

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But what actually happened?
 
Conor would have been a legend among legends if when the judge was reading off the names of the people on the protective order, Conor had replied 'Judge - who da' fook are those guys !'

edit - looks like he hired Billy Crystal to be his lawyer - that guy is slick.
 
Can't believe all the speds here thought Conor just had to pay bail and that was it. <45>

This is going to be a process, which hopefully involves Conor being tried, fined, waterboarded, and hopefully VISA revoked.
 
Step One: Get coked to the gills
Step Two: Intercept UFC 223's Bus
Step Three: ???
Step Four: Profit !!!!
 
The video contains the most beautiful 15-minute recording of the door.
 
Conor is a genius. He even has the courts involved in the publicity stunt.
 
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