Conversation Using Only Random Van Damme Quotes From His Movies.

[Andy]

Aren't you a little old for video games?

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

'Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh'

 

[Andy]

'Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhh'

Next time be more careful when you show your wallet.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I do it for my Shidoshi.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

'I'll be back.'

 

[Andy]

I do it for my Shidoshi.

I'm going to kick that son of a bitch's ass so hard that the next shidoshi wannabe is going to feel it!

 

[Andy]

Leave the girl alone

I wasn't going to steal it.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

If he dies, he dies.

Oh wait... that was kenny florian.

 

[SheetsMMAfan]

You through sand in my eyes you large pecked son of a bitches, now I cannot see.

 

[Andy]

You through sand in my eyes you large pecked son of a bitches, now I cannot see.

THAT'S THE WAY THEY FIGHT HERE, I TOLD YOU!!

 

[trolololol]

"Get to the Choppa."

 

[MassDistortion]

Come with me if you want to live

 

[Jack Reacheround]

“Same matter can’t occupy the same space.”

 

[Andy]

Come with me if you want to live

Do you gamble?

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Look at him, he's a fa**ot..

You should know I would never wear black slick underwear

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

Wrong bet

 

[loyalyolayal]

We canal go horm.

 

[Social Distance Warrior]

You want me to break my leg?

 

[Konster]

What the fuck is a Din Mac?

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

SAYYYYYY ITTTTTTT! SAY IT!