Dana white would destroy most of you haters with 1 punch

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  1. Mga223

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    Hmm 4 of those henchman have been caught roiding.
     
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    same way they conspired to make jon jones first be built up as this black man hero who beats up purse snatchers and helps stranded females in a hotel, to making him commit DUI on a pregnant lady with planted drugs on him. just as a lesson, for all of you minorities out there. #hotepspiritsaremad #spiritofogun #copsarebad
     
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    Jesus Christ I forgot this existed.
     
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    4 out of 5 of those guys tested positive for juice lmao
     
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    He wouldn't need to. He was a champion TKD fighter. He is a man child who spends his millions training with guys like Eddie Bravo and Mark Dellagrotte. Rogan may be crazy and full of shit but he can probably hold his own in a fight against 90% of the world.
     
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    If he hasn't landed anything by the third/fourth strike thrown, then he'd be in heart attack territory.
     
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    Now this is pod racing!!!
    I am in better shape than Dana without the years of yo yo dieting and roiding.....
     
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    Bader is the only one who never got caught juicing.
     
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    Why have I not seen this? What was this for?
     
  11. Fraz

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    The photo was taken when Dana made a deal with El Chapo, he brought some of his heaviest hitters along just so shit wouldn't pop off.
     
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    I always said Belfort was a small MW.
     
  13. MescalineDreams

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  14. Dana_is_your_GOD

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    He's also a much better liar than me.
     
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    I would kill Dana White.
     
  18. true_fan

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    I will kick the roids out of him! When I'm done with him, he will look like this:
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  19. Hauptstoss

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    Dana looks like a sunburned tomato
     
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    Pretty confident I'd fuck Dana up bad. But whatever.
     

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