Dirty typos

I have a habit of sending the wrong text to the wrong person. Like it pops up as a notice and when you click on it it takes you to the last person YOU were texting. Told my mom to "fuck off" once. Also told a female coworker to make dinner for me once.

The "accidental text on purpose"
 
Once my auto correct change my word to rape. That was indeed embarrassing.
 
a buddy of mine "caught" his lady playing around on him like that i guess she was not paying attention and her predictive texts sent him a message saying "lol I'm kinky". we all laughed pretty hard at that.
 
some girl I knew liked word puzzles. I texted her if she liked sodomy.

shes does.
 
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