Do you ask women how much they weigh? I do

I don't ask them. I tell them.
 
Monopoly said:
.. What’s the point in even asking? You have eyes, you can tell how her body looks, why is a specific number important?
.
Click to expand...

Best response so far. You either like them or you don't .I don't see what their weight has to do with anything.
 
I have and usually the fat ones are the ones that don't mind
 
Age yes, weight never. I usually ask what year they graduated high school. Because I’m no creeper. I’m class of 90. Best I can do is class of 2005. Younger than that and I feel like a creep. Unless I’m drinking heavily, then maybe I’ll go to class of 2009.
 
I Am Legion said:
Age yes, weight never. I usually ask what year they graduated high school. Because I’m no creeper. I’m class of 90. Best I can do is class of 2005. Younger than that and I feel like a creep. Unless I’m drinking heavily, then maybe I’ll go to class of 2009.
Click to expand...
Don't worry, we all think you're a creep anyway so feel free to tackle those class of 2020s
 
Kardashians said:
LOL I mean, it really is a good thing. But probably something better left unsaid.
Click to expand...

Nope girls want there cervix touched a few times and so long it goes below it into culdesac. and so thick it cannot go in easily.

While the superior alpha male says stuff like "yeah girl take this long as dick" and "oh yeah I'm stretching your tiny little hole out" and "I'm the biggest you will ever have bigger then 99% of men I'm a God".

Yep
 
Last edited:
Seaside said:
Nope girls want there cervix touched a few times and so long it goes below it into culdesac. and so thick it cannot go in easily.

While the superior alpha male says stuff like "yeah girl take this long as dick" and "oh yeah I'm stretching your tiny little hole out" and "I'm the biggest you will ever have bigger then 99% of men I'm a God".

Yep
Click to expand...
GIF-confused-Jonah-Hill-the-fuck-WTF-GIF.gif


pretty sure you just typed out the gay ass fantasies you have about men sticking it in ur ass.
my god u wack as fuck son lmao who raised u like this
 
Kardashians said:
GIF-confused-Jonah-Hill-the-fuck-WTF-GIF.gif


pretty sure you just typed out the gay ass fantasies you have about men sticking it in ur ass.
my god u wack as fuck son lmao who raised u like this
Click to expand...

Used to watch porn they say that stuff. Also stop pretending to be a woman everyone knows you are not. I was raised on the streets of a 3rd world country.
 
scorpipede said:
Yeah I'll cop to that. <45>
Click to expand...
African Greys will pick up "interesting" noises and imitate them, then when they make a noise to something specific and if they get a reaction from it they like they'll keep doing it. We all laughed when he did that the first time my sister in law went to the table. Like mine learned that when he says "good night" I'll cover his cage, so when he wants to go to bed he says "good night". Unfortunately, it isn't always something good, he'll also make a fart noise when someone goes into the bathroom that's by his cage.

Another example was the little shit learned that if he makes a certain high pitch sound it sets off the glass break alarm and sets off the security system to the house, which resulted in me coming home. So here he is sitting at home alone in his cage and he's figured out a way to get me to come home. So needless to say I can't set the glass break on my house alarm.
 
SMillard said:
African Greys will pick up "interesting" noises and imitate them, then when they make a noise to something specific and if they get a reaction from it they like they'll keep doing it. We all laughed when he did that the first time my sister in law went to the table. Like mine learned that when he says "good night" I'll cover his cage, so when he wants to go to bed he says "good night". Unfortunately, it isn't always something good, he'll also make a fart noise when someone goes into the bathroom that's by his cage.

Another example was the little shit learned that if he makes a certain high pitch sound it sets off the glass break alarm and sets off the security system to the house, which resulted in me coming home. So here he is sitting at home alone in his cage and he's figured out a way to get me to come home. So needless to say I can't set the glass break on my house alarm.
Click to expand...


<Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

That's hilarious.

For us anyway.
 
Seaside said:
Used to watch porn they say that stuff. Also stop pretending to be a woman everyone knows you are not. I was raised on the streets of a 3rd world country.
Click to expand...
a dude pretending to be a woman relating what you said to "your" gay fantasy. LOL, that's rich
 
You'd probably get a better reaction if you asked them how much they bench - "yo girl, you bench teh 275?"
 
Seaside said:
Nope girls want there cervix touched a few times and so long it goes below it into culdesac. and so thick it cannot go in easily.

While the superior alpha male says stuff like "yeah girl take this long as dick" and "oh yeah I'm stretching your tiny little hole out" and "I'm the biggest you will ever have bigger then 99% of men I'm a God".

Yep
Click to expand...
J6axE.gif
 
Seaside said:
Used to watch porn they say that stuff. Also stop pretending to be a woman everyone knows you are not. I was raised on the streets of a 3rd world country.
Click to expand...
LOL agh god. you're getting your information from porn?
ah yes, it's all coming together now.
fuck i'm dying omg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
1,236,650
Messages
55,432,100
Members
174,775
Latest member
kilgorevontrouty

Share this page

Back
Top