Do you call out chronic BSers?

My barber for instance, great guy, someone I consider a friend but god he makes up some stories, as he is cutting my hair he will tell me how he knocked someone out or had a threesome at the weekend but his stories are all over the place, he said once, he went out to a bar on his own and woke up with two girls, I just smile and say 'Jesus, really?'

If you met him you'd know straight away that the odds of him doing that are so small you have a better chance of shagging the queen, not to mention I have been out with him many times and have never seen him even talk to a girl but I ain't gonna call him out on it.


Never piss off your barber.
He may just give you the "lil drummer boy" haircut.

Or


If you're unlucky, he might just Sweeney Todd your ass.
 
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