Do you own any weapons?

[Cool Hand Luke]

11 guns and rifles/shotguns

 

[Fungoose]

Lmao what?

Sub compact kinda guy, huh? Pocket pistols have there use I suppose.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

just these 8 limbs bro

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

My black belt fists

 

[Bald1]

Being physically fit and knowing a thing or two about hand-to-hand combat doesn’t hurt, either. I always laugh at the photos of the morbidly obese dudes with their guns. ISIS ain’t gonna get you, but a heart attack sure will.

Add situational awareness and you're golden. Doesn't help if you're sleeping, but that's what dogs are for if safety is a concern.

 

[minute bull]

What if i kill you with kindness?

Then it's no longer rape, technically, is it?

 

[Crimson Glory]

I have a maul I found randomly one day walking around.

Made out of solid wood and a pipe.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

 

[mooseman17]

Just deez hands.

Spoiler

probably the 100th person with this same joke

 

[RDUBYA]

come at me buddeh

 

[IloveTHIS]

40 ACP if anyone tries breaking into my house. Also a .17 HMR for target practice/fun

That number will grow though. Getting my first AR soon

 

[badascan]

Then it's no longer rape, technically, is it?

nope... I win, 1 to nuthin!