Do you want cauliflower ear as a badge of honor?

A few years ago I loved my gross ass ears. I wore them with pride and loved when someone would ask me about them, especially the ho's. I loved when my friends talked about me to ho's and tell them I was a fighter and I'd tell the ho's to touch my ears if they hadn't already asked to touch them by then. My deformed ears were always a quick and convient conversation topic to plug in if the convo started going stale.

Now years later I grow tired of telling people the same thing over and over, week after week. Even more so now that I work in customer service, in a position with an incredibly high volume of people.

On any given day I might come face to face with between 50-250 people in one shift. So the ears get brought up by customers.... All the fucking time. Sometimes multiple times a day. It's a rarity if I go a whole week without someone asking me if I'm a cage fighter or a UFC fighter.
 
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