Dummy of the day: Man gets robbed of settlement $ by hookers

[DragRacer]

https://nypost.com/2018/03/22/man-finds-out-spending-96k-settlement-on-hookers-was-a-bad-idea/

Baaaaaahahahahahhaha ...this stupid motherfucker gets $96,000 from an insurance settlement, and for some untold reason was carrying it around all in cash.

Then he holes up in a shitty motel, and calls in three hookers who fuck him, then call in their pimps to rob his stupid ass of the rest of his $$.

Then he's got the balls to cry on the news about how he needs that money to move his family... <Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

Stupidity at its finest I guess?

 

[Johnson]

$96,000 for three hookers and a beatdown? Probably worth it. Was the beatdown thorough?

 

[Krixes]

And the hookers are FAT, what a raw deal....

 

[SmilinDesperado]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

He PAID to fuck that?

 

[fallable]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

Well, that's the type of chicks that would double up on a dude like him.

 

[Steven_Universe]

I wouldn’t spend settlement money on hookers like thay

 

[RockstarChris]

https://nypost.com/2018/03/22/man-finds-out-spending-96k-settlement-on-hookers-was-a-bad-idea/

Baaaaaahahahahahhaha ...this stupid motherfucker gets $96,000 from an insurance settlement, and for some untold reason was carrying it around all in cash.

Then he holes up in a shitty motel, and calls in three hookers who fuck him, then call in their pimps to rob his stupid ass of the rest of his $$.

Then he's got the balls to cry on the news about how he needs that money to move his family... <Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo><Lmaoo>

@Drunken Meat Fist had a bad night apparently

 

[DragRacer]

I know, if you’re gonna pay for it, might as well be a little selective about it. Crikey.

I wouldn’t spend settlement money on hookers like thay

 

[Fungoose]

Abdel Aziz has got to start making better decisions with his money.

 

[chubbman]

$96k and you wind up with bottom of the barrel craigslist hookers?

Sluts like that are willing to do something strange for a little piece of change.

 

[SammyPops]

@pcptornado hey man, whats up?

 

[BayAreaGuy]

Real shocker is that guy is 30. Looks 40.

 

[n...not crazy]

Lol, I cannot believe those thing are hookers. Life is good over here, life is good.

 

[Johnson]

Fact: 112% of sherdoggers would plow that girl on the right. 82% of them would finger her bunghole. And 66% of them would let her fart in their mouths.


Look at them thighs! I’d tongue her ass while she farted in my mouth. I bet she doesn’t shave often and is all fuzzy and smelly too. Good stuff.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Fact: 112% of sherdoggers would plow that girl on the right. 82% of them would finger her bunghole. And 66% of them would let her fart in their mouths.


Look at them thighs! I’d tongue her ass while she farted in my mouth. I bet she doesn’t shave often and is all fuzzy and smelly too. Good stuff.

You've never touched a woman, have you?

 

[Mr Mojo Lane]

You've never touched a woman, have you?

Why would he want to???? Having them fart in your mouth is where it is at.

 

[Johnson]

You've never touched a woman, have you?

Never. I tell my son he was an immaculate conception.

 

[TheFirstEMP]

Fact: 112% of sherdoggers would plow that girl on the right. 82% of them would finger her bunghole. And 66% of them would let her fart in their mouths.


Look at them thighs! I’d tongue her ass while she farted in my mouth. I bet she doesn’t shave often and is all fuzzy and smelly too. Good stuff.