Ever had your ass thoroughly kicked?

[TSO]

Yeah. My dad never let me fight in PAL like I wanted. But my friends and I would always box each other well into our late twenties. Luckily, one of them was a southpaw. I still suck against them, just a little less. I pretty much suck all around, but am better than wannabe tough guys on the street.

My strategy of wait until they break their hands on my face before I get going wasn't a great rout of success. So I only had a few amateur fights in each combat sport, I even did fucking HEMA.