Favorite quotes from games

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

"Detroit goal, his third of the game, scored short-handed by number 19, Steeeeeeve Yzerman! Time of the goal..."

-many EA NHL games

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

Tumbling, burning with white hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain, relentless agony, time ceased to exist. Only this torture and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell. An eternity passed and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me. Yet, I lived.

all three games have such pretentious wordy wank its fantastic [smull1]

 

[90 50]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum!
Eat shit and die!
And other Duke gems.

The witcher 3 has insanely good phrases in Russian.

Those lines in duke were stolen. It originally from game

 

[snowbro]

What some zingers you will always remember.

Omg i spit my drink out the first time playing south park and choosing the jew class hearing Cartman say that

 

[Hyperglide]

"I'm commander shepard and this my fave store on the citadel." Mass Effect 2

"You are a big dumb jellyfish." Mass Effect

"I've had enough of your snide insinuations.. " Mass Effect

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions." Mass Effect 3

"Stay a while and listen..." Diablo (Cain)

"My life for Aiur." Starcraft (Protoss)

"When my work is finished I'm coming back for youu." Warcraft II (Death Knight)

 

[Hyperglide]

“Hey! Listen!”

 

[SamSchmidt]

"Monsters? They look like Monsters to you?"
-Silent Hill 3

Total mindfuck when I heard that from Vincent

 

[deviake]

"Have you ever fucked a cat in the ass?" Random person in GTA San Andreas

"After I bust your ass, I'm gonna fuck it." Cop in GTA San Andreas

"They are rage, brutal, without mercy... but you, you will be worse. Rip and tear until it is done." Doom 2016

"Tempered by the fires of hell, his iron will remained steadfast through the passage that preys upon the weak. For he alone was the hell walker, the unchained predator, who sought retribution in all quarters[...]" Doom 2016

 

[danny23]

 

[Rozko]

the GOAT

 

[Arbus]

"FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!"

 

[Fijeeto]

 

[Squall Leonhart]

"You want eternal rest? I've got it right here...there's no such thing as a witch" - Solid Snake to Fortune, MGS2 @GearSolidMetal

 

[Abortedone]

Mendoza been hit Mendoza been fucking hit GTA V

 

[Chubz]

"YOU WANT A PIECE'A ME, BOY?"



(Starcraft, in case the video didn't make it obvious enough.)

 

[Hyperglide]

Mendoza been hit Mendoza been fucking hit GTA V

Lmao that is gta onlines version of taking an arrow to the knee. We quoated that so much. Pretty sure rockstar patched that cause it was said so often.

 

[Abortedone]

Lmao that is gta onlines version of taking an arrow to the knee. We quoated that so much. Pretty sure rockstar patched that cause it was said so often.

That sucks if it’s true

 

[Strychnine]

Timestamped. Gonna spam it ad nauseum when the Falcons win the Super Bowl.

 

[Deleted member 460645]

"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds."

- Hotline Miami 2 ending

"Would you kindly?"

- Atlas, Bioshock

 

[Dinotective]

"She told me she loved me. Women, they can do that. They can tell you they love you in the moment and mean it. Men, on the other hand... No, men only really love you in hindsight. When too much distance has built up"