Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[Fugazi]

I find tinsel distracting

 

[Fugazi]

You have the A..... The B, C and D..... that’s the biggest

 

[faustian]

I loved the names.
Hal kitsmiller
Todd Gak

“Cougar, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe........ I lost my train of thought”

What kind of name is Todd Gak anyways?

 

[Fugazi]

“HE took it OUT!”


Best move ever!

What do you mean, he took it out ?

 

[Fugazi]

You don’t have a fax machine.... I’m sure things will pick up soon

 

[Fugazi]

I saw the sunrise at Liza’s.....

Minnelli ?!

No

 

[HomerThompson]

"Jerry..."
"Hello..."

 

[Henry Swanson]

You have the A..... The B, C and D..... that’s the biggest

I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

 

[emiraga]

Newman: Its raining, I don't work in the rain.
George: You don't work in the rain? You're a mailman. Neither rain, nor sleet or snow. ITS THE FIRST ONE.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Newman: Its raining, I don't work in the rain.
George: You don't work in the rain? You're a mailman. Neither rain, nor sleet or snow. ITS THE FIRST ONE.

This is a good one because Newman and George rarely ever interacted.

 

[ziggs]

was gonna post "here's to feeling good all the time" but it was the first quote haha

now its my cheers when we go out drinking

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Seinfeld = overrated

 

[rj144]

Seinfeld = overrated

So are you.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

So are you.

 

[faustian]

This is a good one because Newman and George rarely ever interacted.

I think they probably didn't pair Newman with George because Newman makes George look like a normal decent human being lol

Newman also rarely if ever interacted with Frank. I think they really missed the boat with some of those potential Newman pairings

 

[Deleted member 460645]

was gonna post "here's to feeling good all the time" but it was the first quote haha

now its my cheers when we go out drinking

My man!

 

[Deleted member 460645]

Seinfeld = overrated

According to the amount of memories people have from simple quotes, I'd say you're in the wrong and kindly ask you to leave my thread.

 

[Henry Swanson]

was gonna post "here's to feeling good all the time" but it was the first quote haha

now its my cheers when we go out drinking

I want to get one of those t shirts.

 

[faustian]

Seinfeld = overrated

 

[Scrody]

"I didn't get any bread "
"Breads two dollars extra"
"But the man in front of me got free bread "
"You want bread?"
"Yes sir"
"THREE DOLLARS!"