Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[RawHawg]

"wrestling shoes.........only in New York!"

 

[pinger]

No!

Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

 

[Henry Swanson]

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Here you go bud.

 

[Henry Swanson]

Don't get me wrong, there's a chuckle here and there but other than that it's overwhelmingly boring. Pound for pound one of the most overrated comedies of all time.

It’s all good man. You like what you like.

 

[rj144]

It’s all good man. You like what you like.

No, it's not good. Don't let him off the hook.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

“What’s the deal with ___?”

 

[M3t4tr0n]

No, it's not good. Don't let him off the hook.

Too late bro, I'm off the hook and running free.

 

[rj144]

Too late bro, I'm off the hook and running free.

What kind of fish runs?

 

[Fugazi]

"nice game pretty boy"

Back and to the left...... Back and to the left

 

[Bloody Pulp]

Too late bro, I'm off the hook and running free.

 

[Clear Winner]

I've probably got it wrong, but.....

Seinfeld: I went to the movies with your friend Brody

Kramer: Oh, nice

Seinfeld: Not really, he recorded the movie and when I told him to stop, he pulled a pistol on me

Kramer: *smiling* That Brody sure is a character

 

[minute bull]

"But you aaaarrrrreeee in shackles!".

Smug George is Thug George. THE M00PS!

 

[Boomb]

GOAT show. Too many memorable quotes to mention and/or remember.

Three of my favorite are already on the first page anyway, so...

 

[Kirin]

“I may not LOOK like a Murphy but I ACT like one.”

"Dublin, originally. Family had to leave due to a cereal famine: couldn't get a bowl anywhere. But the peat, ah, fine peat."

"Your accent sounds scottish."

"We were right on the border."

 

[SammyPops]

George's dad's festives speech.

Kramer- "up here (gestures to his own head), already gone".

 

[Te Huna Matata]

Did we really go 8 pages without a mention of the greatest line in sitcom history?

"I'm out!"

 

[Henry Swanson]

"Dublin, originally. Family had to leave due to a cereal famine: couldn't get a bowl anywhere. But the peat, ah, fine peat."

"Your accent sounds scottish."

"We were right on the border."

When he opens with that “Dublin..originally” i lose it every time.

 

[Kirin]

When he opens with that “Dublin..originally” i lose it every time.

That whole episode was great.

That part where kramer comes in:

"O'brien, what's up? Hey murphy, how's trix?

"Why did he just call him o'brien and him murphy?"

 

[Henry Swanson]

That whole episode was great.

That part where kramer comes in:

"O'brien, what's up? Hey murphy, how's trix?

"Why did he just call him o'brien and him murphy?"

He’s cross eyed. Lol

That’s also the one where Kramer demonstrates Michael Jordan’s 360 degree dunks. “Elaine. You guard me.”

 

[Kirin]

He’s cross eyed. Lol

That’s also the one where Kramer demonstrates Michael Jordan’s 360 degree dunks. “Elaine. You guard me.”

Right into the garbage cans <Lmaoo>


"What about george? He's in on it too?"

"Are you kidding me? His whole personality is fake. There's no way anyone could really act that way!"