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LmaoIf we follow on that train of thought of that Phat Douche, "free will" is a lie cuz God's plans supersedes all, and this God is a personal and very fucking nosy God. What options can one have, if said options are limited and controlled by God? See the case of King Saul of Israel.
That guy's case was even though Mary gave way, she had no other choice for He's God, and He'll get his way by hook or by crook (which is basically the whole point of biblical prophecy). If one is an ant on a giant's palm, can said ant have any other choice? See the case of the Pharaoh vs. Moses. YHWH had to "harden" the Pharaoh's heart so instead of giving up and willingly letting the Hebrews leave, he stubbornly refuses, adding piles and piles of plagues on Egypt.
That said, poor Joseph. The greatest cuckold of all time (G-COAT). That's why in consolation, let's give him a title. If Mary was the Mother of God, then Joseph is the Motherfucker of God cuz let's face it: can a Jewish man like Joseph keep being celibate when he's living in the same house with that Immaculate piece of ass that got YHWH going and say, "yes, I'd hit that!"? Nope, that will take a lot of self-control. Otherwise, why do other Christian sects acknowledge St.James and St. Jude as half-brothers of Jesus? Joseph the Motherfucker of God, bless his soul, really tapped that.
Gold! Post.