ralphus1 It's hard to be a saint in the city @Gold Joined Jun 27, 2006 Messages 15,024 Reaction score 7,922 Apr 2, 2024 #1 Old lady in the housecoat would’ve put up more of a fight.
Bowel-forged Stool Manlet belt @Silver Joined Mar 14, 2017 Messages 11,075 Reaction score 14,881 Apr 2, 2024 #2 His chin wore down over the flurry of blows! After enough pints, even slow, plodding shots start looking like “punches in bunches” or Lee Murray 5 punch KO combos!
His chin wore down over the flurry of blows! After enough pints, even slow, plodding shots start looking like “punches in bunches” or Lee Murray 5 punch KO combos!
S Satchm0 Brown Belt @Brown Joined Dec 2, 2007 Messages 2,669 Reaction score 951 Apr 2, 2024 #3 It must have taken a lot of restraint not knocking mouthy grandpa into the shadow realm.
Stump Red Belt @red Joined Feb 4, 2006 Messages 8,726 Reaction score 5,935 Apr 4, 2024 #4 Satchm0 said: It must have taken a lot of restraint not knocking mouthy grandpa into the shadow realm. Click to expand... and gently laying him down like that so he didn't whack his noggin, before delivering a couple of half-powered slaps. Old boy is lucky his neighbour is a nice guy, that could have been much uglier.
Satchm0 said: It must have taken a lot of restraint not knocking mouthy grandpa into the shadow realm. Click to expand... and gently laying him down like that so he didn't whack his noggin, before delivering a couple of half-powered slaps. Old boy is lucky his neighbour is a nice guy, that could have been much uglier.
Madmick Zugzwang Staff member Senior Moderator Joined Jun 13, 2005 Messages 61,835 Reaction score 26,298 Apr 4, 2024 #5 I lost it at the slaps. Bravo. I don't care if he is wearing a sloppy Nike t-shirt and sweatpants, that right there is a gentleman.
I lost it at the slaps. Bravo. I don't care if he is wearing a sloppy Nike t-shirt and sweatpants, that right there is a gentleman.
tank666 Brown Belt @Brown Joined Dec 22, 2002 Messages 2,614 Reaction score 1,954 Apr 5, 2024 #6 Lol I thought old man was gonna fuck him up. Well done to the chav for holding him up.
MRT Silver Belt @Silver Joined Jun 8, 2006 Messages 10,207 Reaction score 6,449 Apr 5, 2024 #7 Slaps were gold...a far more enjoyable end to that 'fight' than a KO shot would have been.