Free Bacon for life.

[Deleted member 220895]

NASCAR would have to pay me in bacon to watch their shit.

 

[Archie Goodwin]

Bacon is expensive. Yesterday at Kroger I got 3 packs that cost me $34

 

[ToxicShocker]

Bacon necrobumps are allowed

 

[funkexpress]

Damn. I Go 6 to 12 getting a hardon for Lardons hearing something exciting and excellent like, “free bacon for life” then brought right back down with a NASCAR follow up. That’s a big dick tease. Just rude my man.

 

[Screwtape]

I believe bacon should be free. It shouldn't be in a cage.

Why would they cage bacon trees?

 

[Screwtape]

I don't think there's enough free bacon in the world to make me a Nascar fan.

 

[Drain Bamage]

I'd buy a bunch of cheap donuts and put a piece of my free bacon on it and sell them for 1000% markup

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

Bacon is expensive. Yesterday at Kroger I got 3 packs that cost me $34

If these aren't 3 lb megapacks or precooked exactly the way you like it, you've got to find somewhere else to shop.

 

[Graves The Elder]

thick sliced, center cut bacon is the cornerstone of this great country

 

[Archie Goodwin]

If these aren't 3 lb megapacks or precooked exactly the way you like it, you've got to find somewhere else to shop.

I got enough cash, lol

 

[Philo-Publius]

Smithfield foods will give a NASCAR fan free bacon for life because a car they sponsor won the race at Talladega Alabama Sunday. I wonder if that's good or bad. How much will a lot of free bacon shorten a person's life?

How much free bacon? What is your daily/weekly/monthly limit? You could almost live off of free bacon for life.