<shitpost> To keep up with the theme of this season I predict that Ned, Robert, and the crazy bitch from the Vale make a return tonight. All deaths were just ruses, except for Ned, who was brought back by Vary's balls being sacrificed 20 years ago. Dany turns the tide at the battle of the bastards with her three now globe sized dragons. In addition Yara shows up at Winterfell with her fleet, only to be beat there by Euron with his own fleet consisting of 10,000 ships made of wood, gold, and dragon's glass. Ramsey is saved by his twenty good men, and makes it to Kings Landing just in time to de-shlong Ser Robert Strong. The original plan was to do so to Tommen, but Margery and Bernie Sparrow have already beat them to the punch. The final shot of the episode is D&D shitting on copies of the books, until GRRM comes in and reveals himself to really be Arya Stark. She attempts to kill them, but they are saved by the all mighty plot armor. </shitpost>