OFFICIAL (according to me) and CURRENT, UP TO DATE top 15 POUND FOR POUND LIST for the Mayberry GOT threads
These rankings are based on accomplishments, not who I think would win in a fight
The top four remain unchanged from last season. Euron Greyjoy debuts in the top 5. First man ever to debut so high.
P4P list
#1 -
Jon Snow. I know he has a couple losses, one to Ygritte and one to Thorne, while #2 ranked BFT is undefeated. However, his strength of schedule has been incredible. He has a ranked win over death and he hanged Ser Allistar which was a ranked win. He also hanged top prospect, Ollie, who had a ranked win over Ygritte. And he recently beat pfp top 2, and undefeated, Ramsay Bolton. He also boasts ranked wins over Karl The Fookin' Legend Tanner (
I bet you like it in the gutter, don't you?), The Ragnar of the Thenns,
(I'm going to eat your mamma and your pappa) A White Walker Lieutenant,
(grrr, hisss) Janos Slynt, (a Sherdog poster's uncle, the posters name is
@Jointandabrew) lots and lots of Wildling cans and a bunch of Bolton cans. (and I give him a win over Torumund even though Tormund gave up due to being outnumbered. It's a soft victory, but he unchained him and Gingerbeard didn't attack so we'll give it to Jon for pacifying the big man)
#2 -
BFT - Bennie of Fucking Tarth's record speaks for itself. In spite of all the excuses her opponents fans love to throw around, she has the best wins on TV. Ranking her below the top two would be an absolute show of favoritism over logic and accomplishments.
She has ranked wins over two handed Jamie, The Hound, some Knights of the Vale cans who served LF, some Botlon Cans, Stannis the Mannis, Ser Loras 'The Knight of Flowers', and was about to kill a huge bear before Jamie interfered. Wins are wins, and she is undefeated, having killed a lot of top people, and so she has to be ranked top 2.
#3 -
Frost Maul - He massacred thousands upon thousands of Wildlings, has a ranked win over that poor lady who got stabbed to death by a bunch his evil children, and holds a pair of enormous ranked wins over the Three Eyed Raven and Hodor. Is undefeated. Unfortunately he loves to touch babies. He's a real villain.
#4 -
The Hound - Has ranked wins over Arya Stark (with a backhand to the face), Beric Dondarrion, and scored a draw vs The Mountain, he also murdered a group of brotherhood outlaws with an axe (the dog has style), and he killed a knight one vs one on King Joff's name day. Everyone fears him and for good reason. He also called the top knot priest a bald cunt and said "eat shit dwarf" which make him the McGregor of westeros in terms of quality shit talk. The Great Mr. Sandor Clegane has wins over hundreds of cans and bums throughout his career and his legendary Chicken Fight will go down in history. He has a lone loss to BFT but I'm sure he will bounce back. If he beats Frankenmountain in the Celgane Bowl and wins a rematch vs BFT he is an easy #1 p4p.
#5 -
Euron Greyjoy - What a debut. Murdering the two annoying sand snakes and leaving the one with the top 2 pfp breasts in Westeros alive...that's what we want to see. Euron made strides towards becoming the people's champion. Both of the Sand Snakes were ranked wins and he took a ranked win over Yara, and then Theon while also slaughtering several cans and shaking up Dany/Tyrion's warplans. A debut with three ranked wins as well as wins over cans is really something. Welcome to the list Euron.
#6
Daario - He has proven resourceful and has crushed many cans. Has a notable ranked victory over the Champion of Mehreen and most recently crushed several Dothraki no-name cans, as well as killing several sons of harpy-sons of bitches. I believe he is currently undefeated in his career.
#7 -
Bronn - Bronn is like 25k and 2 if you count his arrow from the blackwater, so he's the ultimate can crusher and he has a great ranked win over Ser Vardis from season 1 - but he lost to the sand snakes and got KO'd by that huge black bodyguard. He is certainly a top 6 pfp and on a good day is an even bet against anyone 1 vs 1.
#8 -
Tormund Gingerbeard - He beat Ser Allistar, a ranked opponent, 1 vs 1 and killed many a watchman during the assault on Castle Black. He has a ranked win over the young lord Carstark from the battle of the bastards which helps him raise his stock. He was defeated by several Knights Watch cans led by Jon Snow but otherwise is undefeated and an even match with anyone.
#9 -
Ser Jorah - Jorah the Friendstone defeated that entire gladiator pit, and took out a mini gladiator pit before that. He has also killed many cans in his career including several greyscale cans, and has a ranked win over that Dothraki bloodrider from season 1. He has a loss to some Dothraki can from Season 6 however and that holds him down. He is currently on the back end of his career, suffering from an incurable Grey Staph-Infection.
#10 -
Obamaworm - His performance against the Sons of Bitches who killed Barristan was pretty impressive, and he's generally done well for himself in every battle he's been in.
#11 -
The Frankenmountain - He has ranked wins over that little squire from Season 1 in the jousting tournament, he also defeated Oberyn in a very close fight and has literally crushed the heads of human beings as though they were tomato cans. Kills without mercy and rapes nuns. He rounds out the top 10.
#12 -
Arya - Ranked wins over The Waiff, The guy who killed Polliver, and Ser Meryn Fucking Trant, as well as murdering the entire Frey household. The most promising prospect in the 7 kingdoms.
#13 -
Beric Dondarrion - His last name rhymes with carrion and he has ranked wins over death itself. He has a loss to The Hound but you can't hold that against him. He has a semi-ranked win (hanging) against the bum who murdered Al Swearengen, The Hound's savior and buddy.
#14 - Jaqen H'ghar - Masterful can crusher. Arya running around using his powers might mean him or his crew will be coming for her eventually. Shapeshifter Bowl is a possibility. Otherwise, I assume his career is over.
#15 -
Dolorous Edd - Survived the battle of hardhome and the Wildling invasion, killing many cans. Brought the Wildlings in to avenge Jon Snow against Ollie and Big Al Thorne.
Off the top 15
#16 -
The Sand Snakes - HAH. THEY DEAD. Well, the one left alive technically has a ranked win over Bronn via poisoning. She also cured him in a spectacular, and I mean really spectacular, moment.
#17 -
Yara Greyjoy - She lost to Roose Bolton and left her brother to suffer all thanks to a few dogs. She has managed to eek out some wins over cans, but recently took a beating from Euron Greyjoy in his debut. We were about to get a lesbian sex scene and she couldn't just stay downstairs and let that happen. Fuck you, Yara.
#18 -
Theon Greyjoy - Theon Greyjoy, hit the showers. You reek. No penis, no recent wins, a recent loss to his uncle: the people's champion - Euron Greyjoy. Theon is back on the road to becoming Reek. I'd have him listed as Reek but he actually preformed pretty well in the battle against Euron before Reekin' out and jumping off the boat.
Honourable Mention
Sam the Slayer - Killed a white walker with a dagger in the back, crossbowed a Thenn, lost his virginity in an all-male winter camp WITH A FEMALE, might cure Ser Jorah and will at least perhaps torture the Friend Zone out of him, and stole his fathers sword.
Best prospect:
Rand Tarly (R) - this guy is fixing to get some blood on his sword in service of the Kingslayer. We've heard he has a ranked win over Prime Robert Baratheon, but he's been retired for a long time. Looking forward to seeing him fight soon.
