Girlfriend just attacked me.........

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  1. mb23100

    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    Gave me a fat lip and kicked me in the nuts a good 3 times. Attacked me in my sleep. wtf? I called an uber (yes weve both been drinking) to the bbq joint.
     
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    So were you sleeping or eating bbq?
     
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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    I was sleeping, she attacked, then i called an uber to get away
     
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    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Man if someone kicked me in the nuts it wouldn't take 3x to wake me up...
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Well, I hope you'll not be giving her the opportunity again by continuing to go out with her.
     
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    Oblivian Aging Platinum Member

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    She sounds kinky as hell. Giver her contact info to @EndlessCritic. That's right up his alley.
     
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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    is this the first time shes done this?
     
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    MC OverPressure Breaking the law isn't a crime

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    That's the end of that.
    The only course of action is to get away from her, permanently.
    Right now.

    Not just for yourself, but to teach the bitch what to expect if she pulls that shit again.
     
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    Yes.
     
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    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    not good bro, maybe you fucked up while you were drunk, still its no excuse
     
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    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Cecil Peoples scored it for you.
     
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    Shes mad because i put earphones on
     
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    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    On what?
     
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    Shes on the right
     
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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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    On my head. I put headphones on to listen to music
     
  18. MarloStanfield

    MarloStanfield The Wild Colonial Boy

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    that'l do it every time
     
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    MC OverPressure Breaking the law isn't a crime

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    Oh, yah man, ya can't just DO things as though you can just DO things
     
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    She was talking to you at the time?

    Wait, you said you were sleeping... how did you put on headphones while you were asleep?
     
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