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  1. Overpressure Double Yellow Card

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    Fuck her sister.













    In her ass.
     
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    Youre in a tight situation. You should either press charges or beat the shit out of her or fuck one of her friends or fuck her in the ass.
     
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    Seriously, if you stick around she'll do it again.
     
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    My wife bombs on me all the time when she’s pissed at me. Never kicked me in nuts though, jesus. She can’t really hurt me with punches so I just let her blow some steam. When she’s done, I either yell at her for getting physical or I apologize for whatever I did. That puts an end to the fight and we go back to normal. It is easier than arguing for hours.

    Your gf would hate me. I sleep with earphones in about 3-4 now nights a week. Nothing puts me to sleep like listening to Science videos, Ancient history videos, or Space videos.
     
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    good times.
     
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    Three low blows, Mazzagatti gave her the TKO win...
     
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  8. ClubFoot Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic

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    My ex wife attacked me five years ago.










    She should be waking up from her coma any day now.
     
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    I much prefer my gf resorting to physically assaulting me to trying to argue about bs. I just work my headmovement and tie up skills. Next thing u know she's contained and I'm laughing at her for attempting to strike a god.

    [​IMG]
     
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    i don't understand how a bbq joint fits into your story
     
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    Really guys? 4 pages and no literally none of this happened? Especially after his follow up posts were all inconsistent.
     
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    This is code for "I got roughed up during my wife's cuck experience then kicked out".
     
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  15. thefirstemporer Overdone and dry!

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    bbq joints should be a mandatory part of every story.
     
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    this is what happens when we dont beat women
     
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    you probably had mud butt

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    One symptom being your doo doo smells worse.

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    Ah, does your, TS, does your doo doo smell? Worse? Does it?
     
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    This story isn't making sense. You were sleeping but put headphones on all whilst eating BBQ and riding around in an Uber?
     
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