Got Fleischmans from a Ten

@fallable I do not know how she's doing, I have a habit of deleting a number after I've been given the boot, so I don't pester em when I'm horny.

I think I just took her normal Flora level and Texas sized it on my junk
 
So I met this super hot chick on Tinder. She was 5'5, 120 lbs, and I kid you not 36 24 36. To top it off it was all fitness ass an legs, not overly built crossfit muscles, just firm round jiggly white T&A. The downside is her face was a 5, and had pockmarks like edward james olmos.

Her schedule was a little bit of a pain in the ass so we went on like 2 dates starting at 10 pm. Both of us would then get up at 6 am for work. Anyways, we went out and then got back to her place at 1. She wanted the D but for some reason just acted sleepy. She whispered "you can do anything you want to me".

Ka ching! I led her to her bed and stripped her down and wow, on top of the greatest curves i've ever conquested, she also had beach bunny tan lines. From here on out its all down hill.

I couldn't touch her power button more than a feather's weight. I was ready to run around her apartment complex wearing her like a halloween mask but she said I need to be liiiiiiiiiiiiiiight touches only. Like trying to paint the mona lisa with my tongue. This thing only runs on turbo baby.

So my game is a little off, and I'm not getting any feedback. This chick woulda been perfect for Bill Cosby. She would close her eyes and let you pose her like a real doll. Sounds great? apparently not. Its been a 20 hr day, I'm tired and she's playing hide and go seek with her personality. Ended up pushing rope, also cause she wanted me to wear a raincoat. Which is a good thing. We squirtled our turtles with our hands.

I went to work what 4 hrs later, and at hr 24 I took a shower. Dick was starting to itch a little. Turns out I got a yeast infection from her. She texted me "it was nice meeting you" the next day. To top it all off, I can't go on dates with any other ladies until I get rid of this damn wang colony.

Now I have to beat my beanstalk with lotrimin twice a day for a week, which isn't that bad cause it's for science or something.
You have horrible taste in pornstars.
 
@P⊚WER² Thanks for the bump. I'm mobile now so I can't post a pic but her body looked like Natalie inoue without the excessive lifting.

Your pornstar thread looks like a Walmart checkout line.
 
I would never post here a picture of a girl I either banged in the past or I'm currently banging for two reasons:

1. It's wrong, it should only be between the two of you, not the whole world.
2. This site is full of stalkers, and I guarantee you that can comeback and bite you in the ass.

To the OP, was the yeast infection something to do with her, or lack of hygiene on your part?
 
I would never post here a picture of a girl I either banged in the past or I'm currently banging for two reasons:

1. It's wrong, it should only be between the two of you, not the whole world.
2. This site is full of stalkers, and I guarantee you that can comeback and bite you in the ass.

To the OP, was the yeast infection something to do with her, or lack of hygiene on your part?
I disagree.
 
To the OP, was the yeast infection something to do with her, or lack of hygiene on your part?

She was clean as a whistle, but just happened to have a colony I wasn't used to. Then I didn't shower and it threw a party in my pants. It happened to me about 5 years earlier with another girl. No detectable issue, but it just makes that wang itch. My boss also banged that girl and said it happened to him too. She was the office manager.
 
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She was clean as a whistle, but just happened to have a colony I wasn't used to. Then I didn't shower and it threw a party in my pants. It happened to me about 5 years earlier with another girl. No detectable issue, but it just makes that wang itch. My boss also banged that girl and said it happened to him too. She was the office manager.
That makes sense. Funny you know the boss bang her too lmao
 
That makes sense. Funny you know the boss bang her too lmao
no that was a different chick. The office manager had been dating the store manager for a loooong time. When they broke up she fucked like 4 of the employees, myself included. Now none of us knew but it came out in conversation when I was talking to my supervisor later. He asked me "did, did she uh, make your dick itch?" and we both instantly knew... We shared a bond.

She was a decent bodied mid 30's Filipino who had a dead eye. It was all glazed over but otherwise she looked normal.
 
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