"before i lifted weights I was like a 120 pound virgin as soon as I touched my first weight it was like BOOOM..... still a virgin"
"I can't achieve an erection because of violent steroid abuse"
"I'm on my third memory card on my phone. The first two are full of pictures of myself"
Made me laugh so hard ahahahahaha
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