"Gotta be hotter than the sand and bigger than the ocean."

That's hilarious! Stereotypical gym rat.
I wonder if people generally associate weightlifters with this type of persona.

"The only thing better than my reflection, is a picture of my reflection." =D
 
"Work at GNC now. I'm in it for the discount."

Good stuff!
 
"before i lifted weights I was like a 120 pound virgin as soon as I touched my first weight it was like BOOOM..... still a virgin"
"I can't achieve an erection because of violent steroid abuse"
"I'm on my third memory card on my phone. The first two are full of pictures of myself"
Made me laugh so hard ahahahahaha
 
"the only thing better than my reflection...is a picture of my reflection...."


that is awesome.
 
lol very good stuff. ''I'm stronger than the moon'' had me about pissing myself.
 
"Post on facebook,get a couple likes...

..get your daily ego boost."
 
man, there's so many quotes that are sig-worthy. i hope this guy gets youtube partner status soon.
 
rofl I just posted a pic to facebook before seeing this i must be a meathead douche!! :redface:
 
lol very good stuff. ''I'm stronger than the moon'' had me about pissing myself.

That's the part that got me laughing pretty hard, good stuff all around.



"I hate animals, I take Animal-Pak like candy, I pass them out at Halloween, also like candy"
 
Back
Top