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Theres a guy in my gym, we call him Elmer. (I give nicknames to everyone) I dont talk to elmer though. We call him Elmer because he looks like Elmer from bugs bunny, short, slightly fat, bald. Anyways Elmer is one weird guy. THe bench press is behind the squat cage and im squatting and hes looking in the mirror for 10 15 mins, basically if hes not benching his 65 lb bench hes cranking his neck to the left to look in my mirror. Awkward as hell because I cant tell if this guy is checking me out or if hes checking himself out for that long.
Anyways after Im done I ask him how many sets he has, he says 3. Five mins later he hasnt even done 1 set. its 65 lbs total FFS I know he can do that shit. Anyways now im pissed so I start throwing shit into the squat rack to convert it into a bench press and its not pretty.
When im finally all done setting up my bench in the squat, Elmer says im done. He didnt even do 1 set.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So at the end of my workout im back to the squat rack to use its pull up bar. Elmer was talking to some dude for the last 30 mins doing nothing and then walks towards my mirror btw theres MIRRORS EVERYWHERE, but instead he comes to the mirror im standing infront of, lifts up his shirt (which i refuse to look at and get turned into stone, so I look down) but i know its just a fat bulge. He keeps his shirt up for aprox 5 seconds and then leaves.
Dear diary... I Couldnt figure out whats wrong with the dude, but today I made an enemy.
Anyways after Im done I ask him how many sets he has, he says 3. Five mins later he hasnt even done 1 set. its 65 lbs total FFS I know he can do that shit. Anyways now im pissed so I start throwing shit into the squat rack to convert it into a bench press and its not pretty.
When im finally all done setting up my bench in the squat, Elmer says im done. He didnt even do 1 set.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So at the end of my workout im back to the squat rack to use its pull up bar. Elmer was talking to some dude for the last 30 mins doing nothing and then walks towards my mirror btw theres MIRRORS EVERYWHERE, but instead he comes to the mirror im standing infront of, lifts up his shirt (which i refuse to look at and get turned into stone, so I look down) but i know its just a fat bulge. He keeps his shirt up for aprox 5 seconds and then leaves.
Dear diary... I Couldnt figure out whats wrong with the dude, but today I made an enemy.
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