It was glorious! Naudi the Savior, clad in shining functionality, burst forth into the dark depths of the Sherdog forums, like a cleansing light in the darkest of times. But a great army of fat powerlifters, who could not see past their "big three", driven by jealousy stemming from their overly tight psoas, mounted a fearsome assault on our brave Savior.
He danced and leaped back and forth, from Bosu to Bosu, a 12kg kettlebell in one hand and a cable machine attachment in the other. The enemy faltered, driven back by such incredible and daring proprioception, but only momentarily; with even greater fury, they surged forth, clad in single-ply lifting suits, chalked hands gripping Eleiko barbells.
The battle was furious, and lasted many pages and split across more than one thread- in the end the fat, non-functional powerlifters were victorious, and Naudi vanished into the night.
Because he's the hero F13 deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a hyper-functional NASM-certified knight.
