Gym Idiots v11

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I was training the other day, doing some deadlifts, and two bro's came into my gym. Both of these 'tards were wearing singlets, both pretty skinny lean, with some definition.
I had my headphones in, but between reps I turn my music off because I don't like listening to music when I'm resting. I heard one of them say "Look at that weight" whilst nodding in my direction, the other bro smirked and said "he's a fucking roid head though, aint he". No joking, I didn't do anything because I found it a little funny.
These same idiots were training shoulders, and between every set were lifting their vests and flexing their abs, or shadow boxing.
 
Since the last one has been locked for having over 1000 posts.

I was training the other day, doing some deadlifts, and two bro's came into my gym. Both of these 'tards were wearing singlets, both pretty skinny lean, with some definition.
I had my headphones in, but between reps I turn my music off because I don't like listening to music when I'm resting. I heard one of them say "Look at that weight" whilst nodding in my direction, the other bro smirked and said "he's a fucking roid head though, aint he". No joking, I didn't do anything because I found it a little funny.
These same idiots were training shoulders, and between every set were lifting their vests and flexing their abs, or shadow boxing.

Guess I should count myself lucky...

No one will ever accuse me of being a "roid head."

Weak and skinny has it's perks apparently!
 
Guess I should count myself lucky...

No one will ever accuse me of being a "roid head."

Weak and skinny has it's perks apparently!

Could consider it a compliment, but they're likely the type of lads who think they're massive, so any guy bigger than them is a "roid head". Although I wouldnt consider myself big.
 
Just had a big bro chick who walks around with a weight belt on to hit all the machines walk by me and loudly say "maybe people shouldn't text on their phones" as I was staring at my rest timer.

There seems to be a group of these bro girls who just walk around acting like total bitches. There was another girl who flipped out on a couple kids who were doing light lat pull downs for a lot of reps. They told the chick that they were doing what they were told by their sports physio guy to recover from an injury and they are fairly successful competitive swimmers. She walked away and muttered "fucking pussies" then started doing curls and staring at them.
 
Who cares what any chick who trains on machines has to say?
 
Just had a big bro chick who walks around with a weight belt on to hit all the machines walk by me and loudly say "maybe people shouldn't text on their phones" as I was staring at my rest timer.

There seems to be a group of these bro girls who just walk around acting like total bitches. There was another girl who flipped out on a couple kids who were doing light lat pull downs for a lot of reps. They told the chick that they were doing what they were told by their sports physio guy to recover from an injury and they are fairly successful competitive swimmers. She walked away and muttered "fucking pussies" then started doing curls and staring at them.

take pictures. they sound hot
 
Just had a big bro chick who walks around with a weight belt on to hit all the machines walk by me and loudly say "maybe people shouldn't text on their phones" as I was staring at my rest timer.

There seems to be a group of these bro girls who just walk around acting like total bitches. There was another girl who flipped out on a couple kids who were doing light lat pull downs for a lot of reps. They told the chick that they were doing what they were told by their sports physio guy to recover from an injury and they are fairly successful competitive swimmers. She walked away and muttered "fucking pussies" then started doing curls and staring at them.

Sounds like penis envy.
 
Just had a big bro chick who walks around with a weight belt on to hit all the machines walk by me and loudly say "maybe people shouldn't text on their phones" as I was staring at my rest timer.

There seems to be a group of these bro girls who just walk around acting like total bitches. There was another girl who flipped out on a couple kids who were doing light lat pull downs for a lot of reps. They told the chick that they were doing what they were told by their sports physio guy to recover from an injury and they are fairly successful competitive swimmers. She walked away and muttered "fucking pussies" then started doing curls and staring at them.

Dames.
 
I had a guy stand behind me today while I was squatting doing dumbbell shrugs staring at himself in the mirror. It was really weird every time I descended seeing him behind me, and slightly homoerotic.
 
I dunno about that. Can't say I got that impression from the post.

bro chicks are so hot. I love their low self esteem so I will cover my body with a lot of tattoos and workout in ed hardy clothing. Only bad thing is sometimes they leave residue all over your bed in terms of makeup, fake tan or a little squirt of oily poo since they take alli sometimes. Oh yea, some might have the big clit, I am not a fan but I know some guys who are into it.

On a side note, I think a lot of them do waitresses at clubs or they are webcam girls/escorts in order to pay for their lifestyles.
 
bro chicks are so hot. I love their low self esteem so I will cover my body with a lot of tattoos and workout in ed hardy clothing. Only bad thing is sometimes they leave residue all over your bed in terms of makeup, fake tan or a little squirt of oily poo since they take alli sometimes.

On a side note, I think a lot of them do waitresses at clubs or they are webcam girls/escorts in order to pay for their lifestyles.

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bro chicks are so hot. I love their low self esteem so I will cover my body with a lot of tattoos and workout in ed hardy clothing. Only bad thing is sometimes they leave residue all over your bed in terms of makeup, fake tan or a little squirt of oily poo since they take alli sometimes. Oh yea, some might have the big clit, I am not a fan but I know some guys who are into it.

On a side note, I think a lot of them do waitresses at clubs or they are webcam girls/escorts in order to pay for their lifestyles.

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I saw an old man with a cigar in his mouth while doing leg extensions, which I thought was pretty bad ass in fact.
 
bro chicks are so hot. I love their low self esteem so I will cover my body with a lot of tattoos and workout in ed hardy clothing. Only bad thing is sometimes they leave residue all over your bed in terms of makeup, fake tan or a little squirt of oily poo since they take alli sometimes. Oh yea, some might have the big clit, I am not a fan but I know some guys who are into it.

On a side note, I think a lot of them do waitresses at clubs or they are webcam girls/escorts in order to pay for their lifestyles.

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Just got a typical one here. College beginning weight train PE class showed up while I was finishing up. Highlight was a blonde neckbeard wearing a striped Walmart Polo, khaki shorts, and hiking boots doing behind the head Lat pull downs that pulled himself out of the seat as much as the bar down.
 
Who cares what any chick who trains on machines has to say?

I have to say that there are many things I can find attractive about a woman. Their approach to training and whether they use machines is just one, and it doesn't come that high up on the list.
 
bro chicks are so hot. I love their low self esteem so I will cover my body with a lot of tattoos and workout in ed hardy clothing. Only bad thing is sometimes they leave residue all over your bed in terms of makeup, fake tan or a little squirt of oily poo since they take alli sometimes. Oh yea, some might have the big clit, I am not a fan but I know some guys who are into it.

On a side note, I think a lot of them do waitresses at clubs or they are webcam girls/escorts in order to pay for their lifestyles.

I guess your definition varies from mine. I mean they basically look like the bro guys except with longer hair. The curl woman looked like a less muscular Lou Ferrigno.
 
I guess your definition varies from mine. I mean they basically look like the bro guys except with longer hair. The curl woman looked like a less muscular Lou Ferrigno.

Thats not a Bro chick. Thats a handsome woman.

This is the regular gym progression for commercial gyms. Its not counting the strength training folks.
Noob->Bro->Tropicana
Tropicanas enjoy the company of a handsome woman. The handsome woman is a brochick who took too much pretendo anavar so her clit is too big now and her jawline is like American Dad from the serostim. Also handsome women tend to be older and they not covered in tattoos since they are from a different generation. Also all the brochick usually does is squat all day or do some leg exercises.
 
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