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I got fired for stealing boxes.
On my day off.
Boxes full of iPhones?
I got fired for stealing boxes.
On my day off.
Boxes full of iPhones?
I got fired for stealing boxes.
On my day off.
I bet your supervisor went home and banged the hell out of his wife that night.
Was probably a huge adrenaline rush for him to discipline someone for putting a Starburst under a Hot Pocket.
During my final 2 weeks, I was on my lunch break warming up something in the microwave and my buddy was waiting to use it next. When he put his food in and stepped out of the room, I opened the door, put a Starburst under the Hot Pocket, and restarted it. It was a "ha ha" moment and I didn't think anything of it.
I build pretty nice furniture but I wanted to work for a master carpenter. He was remodeling a house so I volunteered to change a sinks supply lines. Ended up snapping a plastic trim ring on a 35 faucet. Got fired.
Fortunately for me I don’t have fired stories but I thought I would share one of a friend of mine.
My best friend in my 20’s was a radio dj for a popular alternative rock station in Sacramento. They had a competition with contestants called “hold your wee for a wi” where everyone would drink water at times intervals and if you had to take a piss you lost and whoever was last person standing won a Nintendo wi. Well the girl who finished second died. They fired everyone who was even present at the meeting where the idea for the contest was conceived which included my friend even though he himself had no input and wasn’t involved in the contest.
Like legitimately stupid, and not something run of the mill or a matter of opinion. For example: I worked at a factory for 2 years after High School before deciding to go to college. During my final 2 weeks, I was on my lunch break warming up something in the microwave and my buddy was waiting to use it next. When he put his food in and stepped out of the room, I opened the door, put a Starburst under the Hot Pocket, and restarted it. It was a "ha ha" moment and I didn't think anything of it.
The next day I came in, and got called into the Supervisors office. He started questioning me about the Starburst, and wanted to know why and if it was me? I admitted it and was told I would have to go to a discipline meeting on Monday for "tampering with company property". He also said due to it being during my last 2 weeks, I was likely going to be made an example of to others and be fired. So I quit.
I bet your supervisor went home and banged the hell out of his wife that night.
Was probably a huge adrenaline rush for him to discipline someone for putting a Starburst under a Hot Pocket.
I got fired from my first job, BK!.Like legitimately stupid, and not something run of the mill or a matter of opinion. For example: I worked at a factory for 2 years after High School before deciding to go to college. During my final 2 weeks, I was on my lunch break warming up something in the microwave and my buddy was waiting to use it next. When he put his food in and stepped out of the room, I opened the door, put a Starburst under the Hot Pocket, and restarted it. It was a "ha ha" moment and I didn't think anything of it.
The next day I came in, and got called into the Supervisors office. He started questioning me about the Starburst, and wanted to know why and if it was me? I admitted it and was told I would have to go to a discipline meeting on Monday for "tampering with company property". He also said due to it being during my last 2 weeks, I was likely going to be made an example of to others and be fired. So I quit.