Have you ever had an STD?

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  1. tehMoose

    tehMoose Brown Belt

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    Have you ever had (or do you currently have) an STD of any kind?
     
  2. Mike

    Mike Apathetic Belt

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    Nah. I date skanks so I've been tested a few times, but nada.
     
  3. HARRISON_3

    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Merlotte's Silver Belt

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    You only get to talk about the first time you got herpes.
     
  5. CrimsonFan

    CrimsonFan Gold Belt

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    Nobodys gonna admit that lol
     
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  6. Cozytoesflava

    Cozytoesflava Silver Belt

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    I had a pimple on my dick freshman year in college and freaked out and went to the clinic. On the plus side it was only a pimple and I got another girl to look at my dick, on the negative side she saw I had a dick pimple.
     
  7. HARRISON_3

    HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    You'd be surprised.

    The STD threads are pure
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  8. SoberAwakening

    SoberAwakening Black Belt

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    I had chlamydia in late 2016. Got it from a airline stewardess. Worst part about it was that it was a lame lay.

    It puts things in perspective though. It could've been a way worse STD. I got lucky. Doctors appointments were awkward. Having to hit her up because my doctor asked me to was awkward. Treatments sucked.

    I would never want to relive that ever...unless it was Demi Lovato or Joy Taylor. In that case, I'm rolling the dice!!!

    And yes...it was a...sober awakening
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  9. Cozytoesflava

    Cozytoesflava Silver Belt

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    One of my buddies gave his girlfriend a yeast infection because he cheated on her and ate some other girl's box. Lulz were had by all.
     
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  10. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  11. Mark Cutting

    Mark Cutting Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Marine grunt, so yes. Multiple.
     
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    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    No and given my history I'm very lucky to be able to say that.
     
  13. bushman505

    bushman505 Silver Belt

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    I banged a lot of chicks, it comes with the territory.

    I had AIDS a few years ago, that wasn’t very cool.
     
  14. Zazen

    Zazen Brown Belt

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    I've slept with a lot of women without using a condom. Someone is looking after me up there.
     
  15. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    Back when i was single, this chick had given me some head, and a few days later i had some irritation on my dick (around the tip).

    I called her up and asked her if she had anything, and explained my situation. She said no, so i went and got tested (i had nothing). Turns out the soap i was using had caused the irritation.

    I called her up and told her about it. But she was upset because i had inadvertently accused her.

    At least i got head though.
     
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  16. I Am Legion

    I Am Legion Black Belt

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    Just Chlamydia and HPV. Neither had any symptoms. Took penicillin for the first and used Condoms for 6 months for the second. HPV everyone has had at some point if you aren’t a virgin.
     
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    Steven_Universe Blue Belt

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    I’m afraid that I’ve given my girlfriend HPV and I feel terrible.

    She was a virgin when we met, now she’s going for a Pap smear. She’s only 20.

    I’m 29 and have been single most of my life and have slept with 50 women.
     
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  18. KrazyKanadian

    KrazyKanadian Gold Belt

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    Have had the clap 3 times. The Rolls Royce of STI's
     
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    Funny how the only people who say this are people who got HPV. Lol, who you trying to convince???
     
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  20. bushman505

    bushman505 Silver Belt

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    You probably passed your genital warts on to her.
     

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