Heading to Las Vegas on a 5 Day Solo Trip starting tonight

Heres a couple of local places id recommend to eat. Both are off the strip but not too far



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Dont be fooled by the fact that its in the shitty Gold Coast casino

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Very popular local place in chinatown
 
First thing you do is find the biggest guy and kick the shit out of him. It's best to establish your dominance right away.
 
I always recommend going to see Blue Man Group. It's a great way to break up the boozing sessions and it's a mind-blowing show. 100% worth the price of admission.

I guess it all really depends on what you enjoy doing... if you like shooting there's some nice ranges just outside of town which have some amazing guns (some full-autos as well) that you can shoot. Everything is going to be expensive so just make sure you're fiscally prepared for an ass raping.

You can also head on over to www.lasvegas.com and take a look at everything... shows, tours, general shit to do, etc. Lots of good stuff that you can fit into your schedule.
 
Avoid Freemont Street and buffets. Unless you want to be surrounded by poor and fat people.
 
Machine gun rentals. No Vegas vacation is complete until you've shot off a couple hundred rounds on full auto.
It's been a while so I can't remember things that well, but there was a place that had a belt fed FN Minimi you could rent and fire off rounds till you ran out of cash.
 
5 days jeebus....thats a LONG time to be in vegas. Fire some guns, go to a strip club, eat off strip, enjoy a show or two,
 
“I’m flying to Las Vegas and planning on watching pro wrestling by myself in a bar.”

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Where do you shoot machine guns in LV, and is prostitution actually legal or is it like anywhere else?

If like anywhere else, than why do it in LV? Unless the prostitutes in LV are unlike anywhere else. The only way that can be is if it is perfectly legal.
 
2/3 times ive shared a fair ive been asked if i wanted to buy drugs. Apparently its a thing here. Someone else told me about it without me mentioning anything. The uber drivers are in on it. Rolling drug dealers
 
Machine gun rentals. No Vegas vacation is complete until you've shot off a couple hundred rounds on full auto.
It's been a while so I can't remember things that well, but there was a place that had a belt fed FN Minimi you could rent and fire off rounds till you ran out of cash.
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Where do you shoot machine guns in LV, and is prostitution actually legal or is it like anywhere else?

If like anywhere else, than why do it in LV? Unless the prostitutes in LV are unlike anywhere else. The only way that can be is if it is perfectly legal.
Its not legal in the city but its rampant moreso than ever. It is legal if you drive about an hour north to a different county. There are all kinds of places now to shoot a machine gun. 702 range is probably the closest to the strip
 
5 days good luck!

When I was there, after 3 days of no sleep and continuous drinking my body near packed it in.
 
Its not legal in the city but its rampant moreso than ever. It is legal if you drive about an hour north to a different county. There are all kinds of places now to shoot a machine gun. 702 range is probably the closest to the strip

Yeh, I remember on HBO they did a softcore porn on some Bunny Ranch. The girls were not top notch. I not want to pay for that.
 
Yeh, I remember on HBO they did a softcore porn on some Bunny Ranch. The girls were not top notch. I not want to pay for that.
I went there with my gf once. Its kind of a dumpy place. They had a really nice pool table though. We took the tour and had a few drinks and shot some pool. But yeah the girls were not great.
 
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