"He's going to find his head stuck in Dana White's Ass"

who the fuck watches this cringeshow? Its not funny/badass/entertaining/cool/interesting.

You know I was a fan of wrestling when I was a kid. Macho man, the ultimate warrior, Hogan, Flair, and even as I got a little older with Bret Hart and some of those guys. But honestly listening to a pro wrestler with these constant tough guy speeches it’s just Eye rolling at this point of my life. And I feel like most of the fun and colorful characters are not in wrestling anymore.
 
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Yes that would have gotten teenagers to tune in back in 1993. But in this era of the Internet with so much porn right at your fingertips, that WWE Diva shit is a waste of time. Just fap off to the good stuff.. I’m old enough to remember a time when getting your hands on porn was somewhat difficult LOL.
 
Then Brock can literally talk out of Dana's ass.
 
He could work on his delivery. Imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin saying that line.
When Stone Cold said something you believed it. Stone Cold made people believe he could beat Tyson in the stint they did together... him and the Rock at that time were legendary.
 
You go on YouTube's main page, for example - the currently most famous videos will have hot chicks in the thumbnails (even for animated videos). MMA fans will spend time raving about Waterson even when there's countless hotter Asian pornstars out there. Victoria's Secret ratings are still huge (minus the dip when they introduced fatties), the chicks get huge numbers on social media and on google search - despite not showing much. Guys waste hours scrolling, following & liking an endless amount of other Instagram babes posting buttshots even though they, again, don't show much. Then there's cosplayers like Jessica Nigri making bank from basic erotic videos. Kim Kardashian - the entire clan, actually - are below average, borderline revolting compared to most pornstars, yet they're craved big time. All the singers - Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Swift, whatever - there will be compilation videos of them doing basic, sexy shit on stage with millions of perv views. Old fucks will watch Fox news just for the hot newscaster girls. Megan Fox, Scarlett Johanson - whoever's the hot actress right now - they're sex symbols to guys, any sexy pic that comes out can break the internet.

Point is - fact that porn is around doesn't matter. A hot chick is a hot chick, guys will tune in. Then you multiply it by the fact that people - guys as well - are attracted to status, personality, intimate details and things they can only fantasize about getting. Especially personality. I'm not talking from some cliche dating perspective, but as in details that fill up your mind, enrich your fantasy about this unobtainable object. It's related to what Chael says about the best fighter in the world - it's whoever's the most famous. Same with hot chicks - celebrity status matters.

There's also the draft they go through. Prime Stacy Keibler is one in a million. Not a lot of one-in-a-millions are doing porn, and if some are - it's not enough. So, again, it makes it worth tuning in no matter what this rarity is doing.

So I disagree with you. Sex sells no matter what. Especially if you make it exceptional and personal. I'm not saying I fall for any of these things, but there's just too much proof in verity of markets that this is true. And, so, WWE could definitely up their viewership if they went back to that old stuff.

Quite the compelling argument

Point withdrawn

Fap on boys.
 
Maybe when Brock said "he's going to get to the bottom of it",

This is what he meant?
 
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