How come ducks float but chickens do not?

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They are pretty much the same bird. It would make sense if one got to float and the other one got to fly but ducks get everything and chickens don't get anything they just walk around on their feet like suckers. Doesn't seem fair.
 
I think because ducks have webbed feet and are actually paddling like a mofo under the surface
 
Ducks have watertight assholes, chickens do not
 
Yeah, and why can a day be sunny but a night can’t be moony?
 
Their feathers are different.
Duck's feathers help them float...chicken's feathers do not
 
Theres a video on YouTube... type in chickens float. You'll see
 
And why is you can make Peking duck but not Peking chicken and why is it that El Pollo Loco sells chicken but not duck?
 
They're swimming though right? Can you teach chickens how to swim?
 
One's adapted to water activity and one hasn't.

Duck tastes 5400x better than chicken, though
 
Duck feathers are waterproof and they form a latch with each Other that keeps them airtight, and they got ballooning action. Chicken feathers do not
 
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