How come ducks float but chickens do not?

People are always underestimating the abilities of chickens.

 
I once watched a duck devour a homeless man whole
 
Nothing makes sense anymore. I've always thought science said dark meat sinks and white meat floats. Definitely checking out the pool tomorrow
 
They are pretty much the same bird. It would make sense if one got to float and the other one got to fly but ducks get everything and chickens don't get anything they just walk around on their feet like suckers. Doesn't seem fair.
I've never seen a chicken sink, have you? I've seen lots of things sink...in fact, I've seen everything but the chicken sink.
 
"I find that a duck's opinion of me is highly dependent upon whether I have bread or not."
 
My family raises both. According to my brother, chickens can float. A few got loose from their cage and flew into his pool to escape his dogs that were casing them.
 
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