How do you grow a beard like Conor McGregor?

If you want to get pounded in the ass by teenage boys and frequently mistaken for a girl: Clean shave


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You don't shave and let it grow. Then cut it to look like that.
 
Don't shave, if I trimmed it up a bit mine would look like that just black instead of ginger.
 
you let you beard grow, and use some sort of wax if you want to twirl your stache.

genetics
 
Mine grows that way. I just need to keep it in check daily other wise random parts get far longer than other parts.
 
u should try rubbing your face with a lot of toilet paper... it might work just as it works for ur buttcrack

You should tell that to Faber. Or not, not when his facial hair is grown out on his chin, because it will get stuck in his face-ass hair just like when toilet paper gets stuck on your butt hair as your wiping it clean.
 
Sadly, growing out a beard doesn't suit me :(

I have done it before but a beard doesn't go well with my baby face. I thought a beard would make my face look more manly, but it just makes me look like a try hard hipster. I think it definitely does suit Conor though.

Oh wel...
 
Performing a Google search for hair growth enchancers should serve you well.

Look for flashy, sketchy looking banners in particular.
 
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