How Many Minutes Can U last With This Morsel??!

[minute bull]

Eight seconds would be considered a victory.

 

[MusterX]

That's pretty cool. It also puts the girl's video in better context for me. I'm always amazed at the extent of things that people can find for self-entertainment.

Right, its not a mechanical bull riding competition, its a dance competition that takes place on a mechanical bull. The only reason I know about it is because I live in Dallas/Ft. Worth and Ft. Worth is home to a shit ton of cowboys. People go out on the weekend's to places like Billy Bob's or Gilley's, they expect to see some gals riding mechanical bulls in a seductive manner.

 

[I Am Legion]

Did it in NOLA, the operator flew me off in a minute or so. Girl behind me did 5x me. She got off and was all frisky. We made out and I thought I was closing the deal, but her friend got on and was ugly so the operator chucked her off in 12 seconds. She got pissed and pulled her friend out. C Block.

 

[Jumpy]

Was at the state fair last week, you should'a seen the slop-hogs riding that thing. I wouldn't jump on without it being sprayed down with bleach.

Twice.

I'd rent a movie from Redbox and order take-out Japanese with the lady in OP.

 

[Bacco]

Would give her consent

 

[Otto!]

If give her the best two minutes of my life.

So you’d do it twice then?

 

[Hollywood Jack]

Hey, she promises, She's my rider
I wanna tell you, She's my rider
I know you're mine, She's my rider
She ain't but sixteen, But she's my rider

 

[boingyman]

Would allow on my saddle for bout tree fiddy seconds.

 

[INTERL0PER]

So you’d do it twice then?

At least.

 

[FyrFytr998]

Her Kegel game is stronk as fuk.

 

[Leonard Haid]

GolovkinGOAT my new favorite Sherdogger.

 

[HomeRun916]

Seems like she practiced like a lot for this.

 

[jefferz]

Seen this live a few times at teh Planet Hollywood casino in vegas. Chicks can get pretty slutty. Thankfully they put the bull on kiddi or something so noone gets hurt.

Ironically they wouldn't crank it up at the PBR when I did it.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

 

[Zer]

GolovkinGOAT my new favorite Sherdogger.

 

[Pugilistic]

Last on the bull? Probably a couple seconds.

Last with the girl riding me? Probably a couple seconds.

 

[SammyPops]

Ironically they wouldn't crank it up at the PBR when I did it.

Drunk chicks and manlets ......

 

[Amerikuracana]

I'm almost always on top, side, or behind.. I don't like girls on top that much.

 

[Amerikuracana]

I'm not sure you guys understand what is going on here. Its set to low because she isn't riding a mechanical bull for challenge. This is a thing down south, its like a form of dance. Chicks get on and do their thing.

I'm thinking she was pretty good at dry-humping her stuffed animals.

 

[-Nada-]

what an annoying bitch.