How to be as creepy as possible? Need some tips

[Yoel Bromero]

A test to see how much a handsome guy can get away with.

So you're obviously asking for a friend, all us actual handsome guys know the line doesn't exist.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

ask this guy

 

[ignorant MMA fan]

Wear your underwear on the outside.

 

[Goon Dog]

Post stupid fucking questions on the internet and refuse to give an explanation.

 

[Iroh]

Lick your lips slowly.

Lick a random person's lips slowly.

 

[ignorant MMA fan]

Introduce yourself to every attractive female with cheek kisses and your best (obviously phony) French accent.

 

[Captain]

The key it to be subtle. Here is an easy one:
1. Stare at someone
2. When the turn to look at you, then you turn away and pretend you weren't looking at them.
3. Repeat

 

[Stargazer Rex]

@GoldenAzazel TS could use some tips.

 

[Seaside]

Compliment women on their feet, then respectfully ask to take a photo.

When they say "no, f off weirdo!"

Get on your cellphone and aim it down toward their feet. Even if you're actually just playing brick breaker it'll already be enough to creep them out.

No dont give us foot guys like god vitor belfort a bad name.

 

[dildos]

@Milord Sir Mangrinder

It works like 1 out of 5 times.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

@GoldenAzazel TS could use some tips.

You're a homoerotic Hispanic manlet. It doesn't get much creepier than that, bro. I'll let you take this one.

 

[Seaside]

Start calling yourself a feminist. Grow a beard and gain 60lbs and take a bunch of selfies with your mouth wide open

Or just be a white guy with pale skin who is liberal and skinny or fat

 

[Stargazer Rex]

You're a homoerotic Hispanic manlet. It doesn't get much creepier than that, bro. I'll let you take this one.

You dress your dog up.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

You dress your dog up.

YOU LEAVE MY DOG OUT IF THIS, REX!

 

[Grassshoppa]

A test to see how much a handsome guy can get away with.

Who is going to play the handsome guy?

 

[Stargazer Rex]

YOU LEAVE MY DOG OUT IF THIS, REX!

You called me a manlet, I'm sensitive about that.

 

[GoldenAzazel]

You called me a manlet, I'm sensitive about that.

I apologise, Nut. You might be short irl, but your heart is 7 feet tall.

 

[Stargazer Rex]

I apologise, Nut. You might be short irl, but your heart is 7 feet tall.

I'm 6 foot dammit!

 

[Gutter Chris]

Look a girl dead in the eye on the train and tell her something like I bet you got a smooth pussy and see what happens. That should get right down to the heart of what you are trying to figure out


It will also be a test for you to find out if you are as attractive as you think you are

 

[Gutter Chris]

YOU LEAVE MY DOG OUT IF THIS, REX!

Ive already called the ASPCA on you. Youre fucked pal