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- How you think that Steven Seagal would fare at ADCC?

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- I think he would get to the finals, but would get beat by not knowing the rules
 
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If by "get to the finals", you mean "buy a ticket to attend and watch the finals", then yes, Steven Seagal could potentially get to the finals.
 
Someone would lose an eye. That's the only certainty.
 
Surely Sensei would be responsible for the first death at ADCC when he uses his deadly stuff.
 
If they open a contrived blues guitar division he'll clear up.
 
You could have done better for April Fools, man...
 
Dude have you actually heard him? I don't think he would clean up at all

I have actually, im only saying that because I doubt many other of the competitors play blues music.

I got dragged along when he played in the UK. It was awful.

The highlight was when one of his band insisted we call the big man "Mojo Priest". He tried to start us chanting "MOJO PRIEST! MOJO PRIEST!" but instead everyone starting chanting "NICO! NICO!". Classic.
 
he tried out for the UFC, but they rejected him because his art was too deadly.
 
Hey would make April fools of all the other competitors.
 
I would like you all to know I have been cast alongside SSS in
COCKPUNCHER 2!


Whos deadly stuff is deadlier?
 
Make a special challenge match with Judo Gene. I'd still put my money on that tough old bastard.
 
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