I am quitting Jiu Jitsu for Karate.

You train karate
It belongs in the pottie
You gonna get your ass beat by everybody

LOL at I train in the car / I’m an ninja - wtf
 
Kpoz how does it feel to be an ignorant adult teenager;
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So you’re gonna trade in your infamous Kimura for a knife hand chop, huh?
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haha dude sounds like johnny bravo
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When he says he trained jiu jitsu, I'm guessing he trained for 3 days then gave up cuz his ego couldn't take it
 
I am going to do a Jiu Jitsu version: "5, 4, 3, 2, c'mon everybody train, JIU JITSU"!
 
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