I can't learn how to play guitar because I'm afraid of guitar strings | Page 3

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  1. I Am Legion Black Belt

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    There was a phobia thread a while back. This would be a good adddition. As would my Trypophobia. Mine isn’t a fear, it’s an aversion with nausea. Certain organic objects with many holes in them freak me out and make me sick. I can’t even google image....Apparantly it’s a left over traiit from when these things could poison you. The types with seeds or eyeball looking things in the holes crush me. Although I’m fine with strawberries. Anyone else have this?
     
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  2. Clippy Ask me about chocolate bars

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    The holes thing was played big in the last season of American Horror story, they zoomed into this stuff and really made a character who shared the fear emphasize it

    Don't watch it!!
     
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  3. Medulla Omoplata Brown Belt

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    Ha ha you thought there was going to be an image of that weird hole shit.

    Instead....

    BOOBS

    [​IMG]
     
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    That's what happens when you live in an igloo.
     
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  5. I Am Legion Black Belt

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    Bless you!
     
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  6. I Am Legion Black Belt

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    Fuck that! I’m not afraid like I would be a snake or a rational fear. But I get total revulsion. Actually that show did that to me over a few things....
     
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  7. Turtlejuice Free Wang

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    Always pictured you as more of a ukulele guy.
     
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  8. ralphc1 Gold Belt

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    The perfect guitar for @Clippy;
     
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  9. Zeroinnes Senniorez

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    Don't be scared, Clippy.
     
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  10. badascan Pugnacious Audacious Moral Nihilist

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    Don't be a fayg, play a bass!
     
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  11. loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    When you're too slow to play lead and the band doesn't need rhythm guitars.
     
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    If these guys still have eyes, you should be good.

     
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  14. badascan Pugnacious Audacious Moral Nihilist

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    I see where you're going with that... One can not only shred on bass but can be the only guitar in a band or only instrument period!
     
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  15. ScarHead Currently 140lbs but slowly bulking up

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    I know afew guys who might be able to help you with that...

    @Elon Musk @Bezos @HomerThompson

    What do you guys think ?
     
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    I think @Clippy should stick to blowing goats and leave the balloons to the professionals.
     
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  17. Senzo Tanaka Silver Belt

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    I've thought about it actually. It would take some serious shredding to snap a string. I have had strings break while tuning though and it doesn't break like you think it would. They just snap off at the base. They don't curl up and there isn't any danger of them hitting you in the face or anything.
     
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    <Fedor23>
     
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    Well there's always learning how to play the skin flute
     
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    I am afraid of guitars too!!
     
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